The woes of being considered a fandom OC D:

[aimsthegun]

You know what might've saved you a lot of fucking trouble? Thinking ahead instead of just picking me up on a whim.

But by all means, sit around pissing and moaning because your game options are virtually non-existent. That'll help.

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[aimsthegun]

[You're disarming and he doesn't like it]

I didn't realize not wanting to crawl up your skirt makes me bitter.

[womanwhobeatyou]

[She laughs.]

Bitter or afraid. Which one would you rather?

[aimsthegun]

Neither, but I'm going to hazard a guess that you've already gone and picked one out for me anyway.

[womanwhobeatyou]

Absolutely astonishing deduction, Mr. Moran. Keep that up and you'll rival John Watson.

[aimsthegun]

[You are the worst kind of person, Adler.]

Ha-bloody-ha. You're a riot.

Don't you have politicians to be whipping?

[womanwhobeatyou]

[He says that as if she cares. Or doesn't know.] It's an election year. They're all too busy trying to rip each other to pieces to pay me to do it.