Because muse has just discovered the Pokeymans Project

[overheats]

Maybe you should ask her to draw me.

And then you could have my fro be a Pokeball, with streamers and confetti coming out of it and everything. Come on, she'll love it.

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[battledancing]

[Yeah, she's giggling over here.]

You have some very strange ideas, Flint!

[overheats]

Come on, Cynthia, it'll be great.

But you've heard of this blog, right? Some lady somehow went her entire life without ever seeing any Pokemon, so she draws them by descriptions people give her.

Then she looks them up to see how badly she missed.

[battledancing]

Ah, really? I don't think the mundane has ever heard of anything like that-- and I certainly haven't, either!

[overheats]

It's over here! My mun thought that the Machamp was pretty good, but she's still crackin' up over the artist's Mawile.

Poor kid must've been sheltered as all get-out.

[beacon]

... Just wondering. Why are you so obsessed with putting Pokeballs in your hair?

[ seriously dude Freud would have a field day what with all these balls ]

[overheats]

[Bitch be TRIPPIN' balls.]

Excuse you, my fixation with Pokeballs is normal and healthy.

[beacon]

... Did you just hear the sentence that came out of your mouth? Because it was pretty sad, even for you.

[overheats]

Volkner, listen. What was the very foundation of Pokemon battling built upon? What revolutionized training so that we didn't have to go the really freaking annoying route of having your entire team follow you wherever you go?

I mean, where do you keep your Pokemon? You stuff them into a box?

Because I can see you stuffing your Pokemon into a box; you're a jerk like that.

[beacon]

My problem is not with Pokeballs, it's with the fact that you seem to keep insisting on keeping them in weird places. Seriously, why would you want them kept anywhere near your head? You're a Fire-type Trainer, aren't you?

[ ... heh ] Never mind, forget I said anything. I decided that the inevitable course this is going to take is actually one I would be interested in seeing first-hand.

[overheats]

I've had my hair burnt off before, Volkner; I can do it again.

[beacon]

Just because it's happened before doesn't mean it won't still be funny the next time.

[overheats]

...

[Bad idea, Volkner.]

I'm funny?

[beacon]

Sure. In a laugh-at-you sort of way, not a laugh-with-you way.

[overheats]

Fair enough. Sometimes I like to laugh at you too.

[champ_coordinator]

Draw? That sounds fascinating.