Killian Jones aka Captain Hook from Once Upon a Time!

[slightofhand]

[Killian looks out of his telescope to gather his surroundings]

So sir mun you're telling me that not only did that last whirlpool not bring me to where I was hoping to go but now I've got you in my head?

[Killian pauses for a moment and then gives a sarcastic grin]

Don't worry I'll ask before you dig around to much, or at least buy you a round at the tavern first.

Well I wonder if there's anythin good in port or if I should just set sail to the next one.

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[magic_is_power]

Evening Dearie!

[laugh]

Never know which land , those magic beans might lead you to.

[slightofhand]

[Killian draws his sword and takes a step away from the Dark One]

How are you here? Were you just hiding all these years? I heard that the curse took you with it

[Killian glares Rumpelstiltskin, pure rage in his eyes]

Oh I guess I never did thank you for your parting gift last time we met. [Killian waves his hook briefly, as if showing off]

[magic_is_power]

[laugh]

Would you like another?

[smile fades, Rumple gets a serious posture]

Do you really think that a curse would keep me from settling unfinished business.

[slightofhand]

What business would you have left with me? You got your revenge when you crushed the heart of the woman I loved.

[Kelian stops feeling the absolute anger welling in him. He wanted so bad to kill this demon, but he knew he was unprepared and his mun was halting him from making any...hasty actions]

Besides I used the damn magic bean already so I'm no longer of any interest in your little quest.

[magic_is_power]

Oh still mad about that are we?

says with a smile on his face

Lets not forget who it was that took her from who in the first place!

I was being the responsible one here. When two people want the same thing, you take it away from both of them.

Not that i really wanted her back. I just don't like people touching my things [Laugh]

[slightofhand]

[Killian glares hard at Rumple]

She was never your thing, she was a living person! You never understood her, and that's why she jumped ship.

[swanprincess]

[You know. Ogres are one thing. But now pirates? Really?]

It's probably best that you just keep on sailing.

[slightofhand]

Well aren't you quite the pretty little lady. I do not believe we have had the pleasure of meeting. My name is Killian Jones [Killian does an over-acted bow and holds out his hook, as if wanting to shake hands] although lately people have been calling me Hook.

[swanprincess]

[Emma looked at him oddly. Bowing, really? And that hook..]

Hook... You mean like Captain Hook? The one who goes off to Neverland?

[slightofhand]

Ahh! So you've heard of me. I'm happy to hear that my reputation has reached all the way out to this strange land.

Now tell me, whats your name dear?

[swanprincess]

More like... [Never mind. Just, never mind.]

The name's Emma. [And that's all you're getting.]

[slightofhand]

Now why you gotta be so short with me dear? I'm just trying to make some friends.

[Killian takes a slight step towards Emma, obviously interested in taking this conversation...elsewhere]

[swanprincess]

[Emma saw what you did there, Hook, but she'll stand her ground.]

Too bad for you, I don't need any more new friends.

[slightofhand]

But a pirate could be the best friend a gal could have. Haven't you ever wanted to be a pirate?

[swanprincess]

Yes, because everyone wants to be a thief that lives on the water all their lives.

Sure.

[slightofhand]

[Killian grabs his chest as if physically wounded]

Why you think of me as a common thief? Why, my lady, I'll have you know I am a proper gentleman. I just so happen to have a crew of men, sail the seas in search of treasure, and sometimes that involves...persuasion.

But a common thief I am not.

That icon. Of course you had to use *that* icon

[swanprincess]

[Emma just keeps her thoughts to herself. Liar.]

Oh, I believe you completely. You're so convincing. [Deadpan.]

Well of couse. It's fitting.

[slightofhand]

[Killian gives Emma a quick once over]

Now dear, why don't ya show me around these parts. You seem to have an understandin' of whats goin' on here.

Suuuuuuuure~

[swanprincess]

Depends. What do you need showing?

[Say anything perverted and you're getting a swift punch to the face, Hook.]

Come on Emma he's a pirate. Flirt with the pirate. BE THE PIRATE.

[slightofhand]

Maybe a place to parch my thirst, and maybe a place to find a bed. [Killian stretches, pretending to crack his back] I could use a soft comfy bed...maybe someone to share it with me too.

[madcuriosity]

You were caught in a whirlpool?

[slightofhand]

Well not so much caught as in, I went in willingly to see where it would bring me. I had no idea it would put me in this place.

And aren't you a wee bit young to be out by yourself little girl?

[madcuriosity]

I'm seven and a half, sir. [So yes but she doesn't think so.]

[slightofhand]

[Killian tries to figure out how to handle the little girl, and gaps for a few seconds]

Well what are you doing way out here by yourself? Do you're uhh...parents know where you are?

[madcuriosity]

I'm with my writer. Isn't that nearly the same?

[slightofhand]

Well I guess. Just where I come from little children without their parents usually go missing because of a wicked witch or worse.

[Killian pinches the bridge of his nose. Children are not his strong point, and his muse is useless with children as well]

[madcuriosity]

Well I've not suffered either, sir. I'm quite well. You must not know a lot of children, though.

[slightofhand]

To put it simply, most children I've dealt with are either sons who run away and join my ship, or are simply background noise in the town me and my crew spend the night in.

[bloodredridinghood]

Uuuh...ahoy, matey?

[slightofhand]

[Killian looks completely unimpressed and almost offended] You need to try a little bit less...matey. Have you ever even been on a boat before?

[bloodredridinghood]

Yeah, my dad took me out on one once. It was the kind that only fit a couple of people on it, though. Likely not the kind you've sailed on. But it was in pretty decent condition, if my memory's not too fuzzy.

[slightofhand]

Well until you get out on the sea a bit more how bout you leave the ahoy's at home?

What's your name anyway lassie?

[bloodredridinghood]

My ahoy's are already at home, my good man.

Hayley Stark.

[slightofhand]

Captain Killian Jones, although many people simply call me Hook. [Killian holds out his hook] Pleasure.

[bloodredridinghood]

You don't seriously want me to shake that hook of yours, do you? And do you really think that "Hook" is a flattering nickname?

[slightofhand]

[Killan draws his arm back in with a sarcastic smirk] Well I was just being polite. And in my world my reputation precedes me, regardless of if people call me Jones or Hook.