Planning to head to ink_city!

[friedphillycheesesteak]

Alright, mun, listen up.

I know you’re thinking about sending me to this “Ink City” [And he’s using air quotes.] or whatever it’s called. And I’m fine with that. I’ll swing by, bash some bad guys heads in, pick up a few chilly cheese dogs with extra onions and ranch. You know, the usual kind of stuff. But I ain’t staying.

I seen how long your other guys stay in these kinds of places and I don’t like it. A year? Three years? New Jersey’ll be long gone by then! Besides. You know Kiva and Jamie are screwed without Megas. […] Well... Especially Jamie.

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[schattenmagier]

Ink City? Megas?

[friedphillycheesesteak]

Yeah. I didn't get it either.

[I mean Ink City? Really? What kinda lame name is that.]

Megas. My robot. It's how I usually do all the bad guy head bashing. Stuff.

[schattenmagier]

It's original.

Is that so? How big is it than?

[friedphillycheesesteak]

Original? Come on they just threw two words together. How unoriginal can you be?

[It's not like he nicknamed Megas EXtra Large Robot at first.]

It's uh. 'Bout yay high. [And he holds his hand above his head.] So a few stories tall or so. And I think... about a couple buildings wide. Give or take.

[schattenmagier]

. . .

Really? Where do you store this robot? It might be hard to hide such a thing.

[friedphillycheesesteak]

Nah, not really. I just put it under my garage. Seems to work out good so far.

[From how casual he said that you would almost think he was joking.]

[schattenmagier]

Oh really? [He's just amazed at that] How did you dig the hole to place it in?

[friedphillycheesesteak]

Oooh. That's uh. Kinda a long story. See I had been working on this awesome area to store all my games and stuff. But when I got Megas I just stuffed that in there instead.

...

It kinda... didn't work exactly like I planned though. [Like it completely destroys the garage every time he deploys the mech.]

[schattenmagier]

Hm. I see. Have you tried contacting someone concerning about it? [Coop you should be careful about this guy. Just warning ya]

[friedphillycheesesteak]

Well. I contacted the insurance company a few times if that's what you mean.

I think they're starting to get sick of us. [And he says 'us' since it's not really his insurance but his parents' insurance but yeeeah.]

[schattenmagier]

No. Not at all. Someone who can help you store the robot.

Oh my.

[friedphillycheesesteak]

Oh. Nah I ain't contacted anyone 'bout that. The closest thing I ever got to that was when Megas got impounded. And it's no way I'm doing that again.

[schattenmagier]

Oh dear. Then you're in real trouble with such a thing.

Words cannot describe my reaction

[thepoweroflove]

New Jersey will be gone in three years?

[He knows that 2015 will be really different from his "home year", but geez.]

Fffff. Well who doesn't love giant robot cars!

[friedphillycheesesteak]

It will be if I'm not there giving the beat down to some alien chumps with Megas.

[Since aliens invading is like an everyday occurrence. Though sometimes the invasions are his fault but whateva!]

Losers, that who

[thepoweroflove]

[One of these days, he's gonna get used to this Nexus and meeting people who lead vastly different lives from him. But that day is not today.]

Wait, you fight aliens?!

Awwwww yeah-- wait

[friedphillycheesesteak]

Well hey, somebody has to. And dunno if you noticed but there ain't that many people with giant robots in New Jersey.

[...]

...is New Jersey your hometown or somethin'? [You seemed pretty worried about it. =|a

Then again... a whole city being destroyed really is kinda a big deal.]

Hm?

[thepoweroflove]

No, I'm from California, it's just where I come from, entire states don't normally get destroyed by aliens.

Oh, nah I was just referring to the loser thing. XD

[friedphillycheesesteak]

Huh. Maybe the alien thing is something that's only in New Jersey.

Well mainly they just want my robot, Megas. But if they can't get it, they'll probably take everything else.

... I knew that!

[thepoweroflove]

You think I would have heard about an alien invasion somewhere...

Geez, what is with this place and robots?

[friedphillycheesesteak]

You know, I would think so too. I guess the news stations like to keep things local... [Or something.]

Oh yeah! I heard from my mun that there's other robots. Any friendly ones?

[thepoweroflove]

Why would they keep an alien invasion local? [Because it's really hard to keep something like that a secret, judging by the movies he's seen.]

The ones I saw were pretty nice. They haven't been around humans much, but they didn't try to kill me at least.

[friedphillycheesesteak]

...you know. That's a good point. Maybe I clean their clocks so fast that no one has a chance to notice.

[TTLY what happens.]

That's always good. Most of the ones I run into always try to kill whoever they see.

Oh my god. COOP. YOU PLAY *COOP*

[servesthelightindarkness]

[HAVE A DRAENEI DEATH KNIGHT] Worry aside, you seem astoundingly casual about all of this.

XD I NOTICED HE'S NOT THAT OVERPLAYED!

[friedphillycheesesteak]

Oh, you mean about the whole different... multiple... dimension thing? Yeeeah, I been in one of thesethings before. I guess it's not so bad the second time around.

[friendship_reporter]

Yoouuuuuu do realize that Megas may not come with you. Right?

And I don't think any of the robots there would be too happy about you trying to pilot them. Even if Starscream deserves it.

[friedphillycheesesteak]

Then no dice. Wherever I go Megas comes too. I'm not leaving behind my robot.

[Not that he can really control what his mun wants him to do but whateva]

Uuuh. I'm not even sure I could do that. I've already customized Megas to fit me. And going to another set of controls is like trying to get that perfect dent back in the couch cushion. It's not gonna be the same.

[friendship_reporter]

...Well, uh. Try not to do too much collateral damage? Please?

1/2

[friedphillycheesesteak]

[Oh man, he's just going to burst out laughing. NO COLLATERAL DAMAGE!? HAHAHAHAHAHA--]

[friedphillycheesesteak]

[Oh. Pony be serious.]

Uh. I mean. Yeah, sure. I'll try my best. Scout's Honor. [Not that he ever was a Scout. BUT HE WILL TRY HIS BEST NONETHELESS.]

[deceptiveplane]

I heard that!

[friendship_reporter]

I'm sure you did.

With your nonexistant ears.

[deceptiveplane]

Pardon me, I wasn't aware that you were so primitive that audio receptors were unheard of in your world.

Then again, you have Derpy Hooves living there so it's to be expected.

[friendship_reporter]

I'm sorry, what was that? I didn't hear you over the thousand years of peace.

If being primitive is what it takes in order to not constantly be at war with one another? I'll take it, thank you.

I mean, unless you really have plans on what you're going to do when you kill Megatron. Other than "rule". That's kinda ambiguous, there.

[deceptiveplane]

Pardon me, but we've already -done- that thousand years of peace thing. Except it was...you know. Millennia. Not that you would know that. You can't be more than a sparkling yourself.

Of course I have plans. What do you think I've done for the millions of years I've wanted to kill him? Play dominoes with Soundwave?

Here's a hint: He's not very good.

[strawberry_roll]

...You're a superhero?

[friedphillycheesesteak]

Nope. Just a regular guy. [...] Uh. With a giant robot.

[Ttly normal.]

[strawberry_roll]

Oh! Well, there's lots of giant robots in Ink City lately, so I'm sure you'll fit in! ♪

[friedphillycheesesteak]

Hah, no foolin' huh? Muns told me 'bout some "Transformers" or something. No way they're better than my Megas though.

[deceptiveplane]

I would love to see you try to escape the city, fleshling. Really. I would.

[strawberry_roll]

Well, if you really want to help, Mister Hookerboots, maybe you could give him a ride?

[deceptiveplane]

Do I look like a personal ferry service, sprite demon?

[strawberry_roll]

You just said you'd love to see him escape. So why not help? That way you'd be right there and you could see it!

[deceptiveplane]

That was sarcasm, little one.

...I didn't think that was such a hard concept.

[strawberry_roll]

Well, why would you be sarcastic about that? Nobody likes being trapped there!

...Unless you do, for some reason... But why would that be?

[deceptiveplane]

[Okay, lesson time. Starscream wishes he had a giant dry erase board with equally giant markers in purple and red.]

I would love to see him try to find a way out, only to fail, strawberry demon.

I enjoy watching human failures.

[friedphillycheesesteak]

Hey. Who you callin' fleshling ya triangular faced beady eyed chump! I been in tougher spots before that I got out of! And this ain't no different.

[deceptiveplane]

I am calling the one made of flesh here a fleshling. Did you leave your brains back in your homeworld?

[friedphillycheesesteak]

Oh yeah, you act real tough when a guy ain't in his giant robot.

[Just wait till he gets Megas!]

And I got plenty of brains. And they all right up here. [Taps noggin. See. Plenty o' brains.]