Poor Roy has been having no luck...

[greatcleavage]

At this point you really ought to reconsider this whole plan of yours. Even Elan knows better than to keep ramming his head into a brick wall.

I tell myself that, anyway, because the alternative would make me cry at night.

Isn't it time you found something better to do than placing me in strange places just to hear me making system and rules jokes?

Comments

[selfmadeprincess]

What the fffffffff...Forever After! You were there only two days ago!

Did you seriously just up and drop yourself? Or is this your Mun's fault?

[greatcleavage]

There was... let's not go into it.

[selfmadeprincess]

I don't see how we can't. You were Town Guard and you were going off to find that Horseman. Are we all just to assume he murdered you? Because that would be amusing to me, but you'd likely find it a pretty poor ending.

[greatcleavage]

At the rate the cartoonist keeps injuring his drawing hands, I'll be lucky to get any ending at all. I don't know what the assumption is. It's past my ability to influence anyway, at this point.

[selfmadeprincess]

I suppose I'll just assume that, then. You will be missed.

Not by me of course, I found you ridiculous, but by the others in the kingdom who got to know and appreciate you.

[greatcleavage]

...that was a strange dip into Chaotic, there. I'm surprised you assume any of those existed.

[selfmadeprincess]

Please. Half the kingdom's population is composed of naive, kind-hearted saps.

You'd probably even be missed by the ones that didn't know you!

Stay here for a moment and I'll be back to prove my point.....

[greatcleavage]

[Roy just blinks, then quirks an eyebrow.]

it's not like I can go anywhere anyway, you know.

[selfmadeprincess]

[Comes back]

I'm sorry, Roy. I'm afraid I was wrong.

[Bows her head and then walks away again.]

[greatcleavage]

..As 'entertaining' as the inevitable reveal of your true inner nature would have been, thank you for making me feel much better about not being there.

I am SO sorry my Muse is such hellspawn, she's actually making me feel uncomfortable right now! XD

[selfmadeprincess]

[As she was walking away, Rosemary smiled upon hearing Roy's last comment. She'd been told by Snow White to apologize to him and, caught in the awkward position where she'd have to, she did. But she made sure to choose her words carefully. "I'm afraid I was wrong." was supposed to mean that she was wrong to treat him so rudely...but she knew Roy would hear it and think it meant she was wrong about finding anyone who would miss him.]

[But who could place any blame on Rosemary now? She'd only done what she was asked to, after all.]

[menaced]

Our first conversation was amusing, Roy. I would have liked to get to know you, but if you must go, then that's that. I hope you find somewhere better out here.

[greatcleavage]

I'm not sure 'better' is possible, when anywhere I go involves taking me from my friends and my quest.

[blacksmithhero]

I consider myself lucky our paths never before crossed. I belong to a mun who would have had himself quite a time with such a joke.

*frown*

At both of our expenses, you see.

[greatcleavage]

The joke has to be on someone, doesn't it. [Roy just sighs.]

[blacksmithhero]

I had long thought myself numbed to the sort of nonsense that my life wasn't unironic in any way.

The universe, however, loves its sense of humor.

...

As does the mundane of my world.

[greatcleavage]

I feel a certain sort of kinship to you, and we should both be sad for that. Are you surrounded by comically defective people as well?

[blacksmithhero]

*groan* The very fact someone is claiming a similarity between me and them is distressing. Unfortunately for me, you're probably right.

As for the "hilarity" of those I would call my allies, it all depends on your interpretation of "comically defective". Mine certainly is of a darker humor. I'll not wax philosophically like I normally do and say that I share similarities with such people as well.