so rusty... so very very rusty...

[sugartitties]

You interrupted my lemon meringue pie time for this? I'd prefer to stay on dessert planet than go back to that dump, fuck you very much.

Comments

[backlace]

That wasn't my fuckin' fault! You know how shitty those fuckin' Guides are, and hell no they're not! I don't want to be like your goth ass—or your boobs!

[sugartitties]

Excuses, excuses. Denial will only make you look more guilty.

[backlace]

The only guilty one here is you for bein' a criminal fatass.

[sugartitties]

How did you find out about that?

[backlace]

I'm not tellin'!

[sugartitties]

I'd ask whether you read my slut mun's application of me or not, but that would be rather out of character for you, wouldn't it?

[backlace]

I got my sources, and you can just fuck right off.

[sugartitties]

It's a minor setback. Nothing I can't take care of.

[backlace]

Keep tellin' yourself that if it makes you feel better.

[sugartitties]

I will, tit envy.

[backlace]

Stop fuckin' sayin' that, it's not true!

[sugartitties]

[fixing her hair, hmmm... split ends. need to work on that.]

[backlace]

OI, LARD ASS.

[sugartitties]

Haaa... are fat comments the only thing you can come up with? It doesn't even apply to me.

[backlace]

Your stomach says otherwise, Flab Hag.

[sugartitties]

FUCK YOU! I WAS FAT FOR ONE DAMN EPISODE! GET OVER IT!!!

[backlace]

Awwww, you're so cute when you're pissed, Stockin'!

[sugartitties]

I don't understand why my mun wants me to go back with you around.

[backlace]

Because she knows how much you missed your big sis~

[sugartitties]

[SIGH.]

I guess things have been a little quieter without you.

[backlace]

Of course! It's no party without this bitchy angel!

[sugartitties]

We should have a party. With lots of sweets!

[backlace]

As long as I don't have to eat 'em.

[sugartitties]

Of course not. The sweets are for me.

[backlace]

Then sure, what the fuck ever!