heading to a game next month, hopefully

[licks]

You realize that your laziness just ended up with me taking over that thing's post. Not that she was using it to her benefit, anyway. I'm sure you love getting double notifications for it too. How's that inbox look?

[She lets her shoulders shrug up a bit.] And I still don't care. Besides, I've already got you writing this post up. Just suck it up and realize that I'm going to end up louder than that mouthy Slayer and I'm going to be much better at being a bitch than that old vampire. Which, I have to say, is just poor housekeeping. The one should've taken out the other a long time ago.

You must be slacking.

If you want... I can just -- no? Your loss. Just wait until the bodies start piling up. Then you'll want help.

Comments

[hotashale]

I'd bet on your body count being higher.

Hello, Kate. Stealing my routines, I see.

[licks]

I wasn't aware you had routines to steal. Now, I'm sure you stole my throat, but you don't see me making a fuss about that.

[hotashale]

I suppose I never did get a copyright on returning from the dead, but still. There are some things you leave to the professionals.

I didn't steal your throat. Why on Earth would I wanna keep that?

[licks]

Well, maybe you didn't exactly keep it. You did rip it out though. I think that's still in the general realm of stealing things from other people.

[hotashale]

Well if you didn't wanna play rough, then you shouldn't have played.

[licks]

I played just fine. I just didn't get to finish the game.

[hotashale]

Oh, that was one hell of a finish if there ever was one. You just happened to lose.

[sassiopath]

So really your attention claiming techniques are that you're louder and bitchier than everyone else. Something you must be immensely proud of.

[licks]

It's all in the context. Besides, apparently how loud a voice is in her head, that is the easier it is for her to right. Not that I'm claiming to be easy, either.

Bitchier and being a bitch are two different things and you know that, too.

[sassiopath]

You needn't claim it, it's common knowledge I'm sure.

Oh I do. I'm not changing what I said.

[licks]

Hilariously, she's just hyper focusing on her homonym failure up there.

Well, I'm glad to have at least provided you with a moment to imply I'm bitchy.

[sassiopath]

That part I was willing to ignore. Calling you easy, not so much.

Oh, and a bitch. Don't forget that.

[licks]

Oh, of course not. [FROWN.]

Why are you talking to me anyway?

[sassiopath]

Oh I'm sure you can think of so many reasons why I would talk to you. Most of them have to do with my neverending fantasies about you, but since all end in your death, you might not be interested.

[licks]

[Kate smirks at him, shaking her head with slight disapproval.]

I'd apologize for my death not being as satisfying as I'm sure you would've liked, but I can't say that I care.

[sassiopath]

[Peter smiled, definitely amused.]

Well, most of them wouldn’t have been fitting in front of that poor child’s eyes. Maybe if she keeps using wolves for pincushions, I’ll make hers more satisfying.

[licks]

If you ever feel like giving up some of those details, I don't flinch easily.

[sassiopath]

I'm sure you don't. How many child killers do?

[licks]

Aww, such insults. I've never heard that from one of you.

[sassiopath]

It's one of the nicer ones for a monster like you.

[licks]

I'll have to keep your kindness in mind.