spoilers for the first dangan ronpa and the latest update

[kuromaku]

Herbivorous boys, carnivorous girls - it doesn't matter! As long as I'm on top, there will be enough despair to go round!

Yes, that's it.


Despair.

How many of those readers are in melancholy that their conspiracy theories were wrong? How many of those in the Junkos camp are actually in despair because they can't deal with the reaffirmation of the elevation of their meme? Their tears, their laughter -- I want to consume it! Consume it all! Hahahaha!

Now that our story is coming to end, you better find me a home. Or else... well, you don't know what I could do to you.

Comments

[yen]

So you were the mastermind all along. That's quite the twist.

[kuromaku]

Surprised, Celes-san?

[yen]

That's not the word I would use.

[kuromaku]

What sort of word would a bastard like you use?

1/2

[yen]

I suppose now that you've already killed me, there's little point in censoring myself.

2/2

[yen]

I would use the words "pissed off"!

[html]

[....!]

E-Enoshima-san...you...

[...were the mastermind?]

[kuromaku]

I wouldn't have had to reveal myself if it weren't for that stupid AI of yours! That "I'm a wilting flower" act doesn't work on me!

[html]

Then, everything...it worked, didn't it...even after I was gone.

1/2

[kuromaku]

Everything worked, didn't it? After I was gone. I just wanted to help my friends.

2/2

[kuromaku]

Did anybody tell you that it was rude to do that?!

[html]

I-It's not rude to want to stop your friends from killing each other!

[kuromaku]

What are you going to do now, hm? Wait for someone to rescue you, like how those two oafs Oowada and Ishimaru?

Oh wait, they can't. Because they're dead. Dead!

[junko wants to drink your tears, it's what gives her hair special powers]

[html]

I d-don't...I don't need someone to protect me! Not anymore, Enoshima-san!

[kuromaku]

I... I just want someone to protect me too, Fujisaki-san.

[html]

You...you...do you really...feel that way?

[oh god it has to be a trick but WHAT IF IT'S NOT. damn he doesn't know how to handle her.]

[heirror]

Backstabbing your own compatriot in order to tie up all your loose ends. I have to admire your dedication to the job, if nothing else.

[kuromaku]

I made Mukuro more interesting. She was always such a stick in a mud with her soldier training.

[heirror]

And your actions led to one of the most obnoxious memetic trends ever conceived. I'm not sure which crime of yours is the least forgivable, "Junkos" or daring to place my life in danger.

[kuromaku]

Junkos has been going since page one, Togami Byakuya. How does it feel, to be completely and utterly surpassed?

[heirror]

Hmph. I have the other favorite of this story in my pocket, don't you forget that. That wretched girl may wind up triumphing over you yet in popularity, and her gains are automatically mine.

1/3

[kuromaku]

Wretched girl? There are too many of them in this story! But that's the kind of thing you want, a harem --

2/3

[kuromaku]

Your precious Fukawa would say "H-how lewd! But for Byakuya-sama, I would, I would..."

3/3

[kuromaku]

You could have been happy in the Bad End. You could have been very happy, living your communal existence.

1/2

[heirror]

A harem? Don't make me laugh. You said it yourself, there isn't a woman among them I wouldn't consider wretched.

[Especially Fukawa. No thanks.]

That ending was a delusional fantasy that fool Naegi dreamed up. I would never consider giving up seeking an escape from that den of idiots.

2/2

[heirror]

And you! You wouldn't have let us off the hook so easily, would you? Allowing us to have children with that cow Asahina, living our happy little lives, wouldn't that lack of despair just make you sick, watching us live for years on end!

[kuromaku]

Oh, of course I would get bored. But that's when we'd mix it up. There is nothing quite as beautiful as internalised despair. Hahahahaha!

[heirror]

To think that I'd come close to even entering a scenario where you could harm my heir is madness. With that in mind, it's no surprise you'd think that ending was possible.

[forgetbeam]

Enoshima-kun... So it was you after all...?

How... how could you do something like that to your own classmates...?

[None of this is matching up to his already poor understanding of how other people work. He cannot grasp the true form of this despair!]

[kuromaku]

Just like how Oowada killed Fujisaki?

[deal with it, justice-tan]

[forgetbeam]

[OH WOW, LOW BLOW]

Uuu--!!

That's... no...! No, it never would have happened that way otherwise!! I know it!

1/2

[despairalogue]

I've been hearing that word thrown around a lot. You children, using the word "despair" so loosely, associated with memes and a game filled with suspense and murder.

But, as I watch this unfurl, from your revelation on...

[despairalogue]

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I'M FADING OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE?!

This is supposed to be the new face of despair?! I'm being shoved aside for an idol!

[kuromaku]

Haaah? What's this old coot doing here? I didn't ask for you.

[disbear]

The conclusion we'll soon be seeing is destined to be thrilling as it is explosive. BAM, BOOOM, CRRRRUUUUNCH! Upupupu. You're this game's final boss, Enoshima. Live up to that role like a shooting star demon lord.

[despairism]

Huuuuh? Junko-chan's already looking for a home?

Junko's soooo jealous, but who would be a better instigator of despair than Junko-chan if it isn't Junko.