The hell am I doing

[thegrubwvholivwed]

vwell, it's obvwious vwhy you picked me ovwer the others, i'm just that avwesome. i mean, vwho vwouldn't vwant royalty on their team? not that that's evwen a thing, of course. it's just cool that i'm here, and that you picked me, it's all vwery cool.

...you're not going to just let me rot up here, are you? i mean, i'm vway cooler than that handsome vwhite-haired human muse that you're so infatuated vwith. if he gets to be in a game, i should be too, right?