He's baaaaaaack.

[preussen_ore]

Now look at what you did. All that so-called "preparation" for the Awesome Me's return and now what've we got left? A less than spectacular return, that's what! Where are the bright lights, the 1,000,000 screaming Prussia fans, THE EPIC WALL OF TEXT?! You know how I do shit! I am so disappointed. CAN YOU FEEL MY DISAPPOINTMENT? I should hope so because it's massive and heavy and should weigh you down until you cry uncle!

And on top of that, you let me lose to an imp.

I'll let you absorb that for a moment.

You need another reminder?

YOU LET ME LOSE TO AN IMP.

And I swear he cheated! 

Not cool.

Unacceptable.

Unawesome. 

So un-fucking-awesome you owe me 20 push ups, a tall order of Premium bubble milk tea and Canada's pancakes! And now I'm here to collect so pay up! DROP AND GIVE ME 20!

Comments

Different account, heck, yes.

[potatomasher]

You... Lost to an imp?

[He refrains from sighing.]

Well. Welcme back.

Hullo~ And goodbye for now because it's time for me to go to bed, haha. Be back tomorrow!

[preussen_ore]

[His unamused face. Let him show you it.]

Yes. And you don't need to say anything because I'm ashamed as fuck. No need to rub it in.

[But you don't know this Imp, West. He's got... Stuffed animals. Some weird ones but a couple of cute ones too! SEE? He fights dirty!]

Thanks. I was gone for far too long.

Heh. Considering I have to go to sleep soon as well, that's perfectly fine~

[potatomasher]

[Frown goes here.]

I'm not rubbing anything in, brother. But I assume you have had some... Difficult times.

[He's not sure he wants to know too many details, though.]

I still hope you're doing well despite what happened.

[statusquodebt]

She let my mun borrow the bright lights and the 1,000,000 screaming Prussia fans are actually America fans, duh. And it's not Artie's fault you're not as cute as he is!

[ Behold: America, Defender of All Englands... (except when they're bothering him.) ]

[preussen_ore]

Very difficult! So difficult! You've got no idea!

[See him angling for sympathy.]

Pretty okay, I guess. 'Could've been worse. [He could have disappeared completely. He sighs and looks over to Germany.] So, what've you been doing?

[preussen_ore]

Heh, biased as fuck! That's how it is.

[Behold: Prussia. Ignored Muse. Such a tragedy. Gone were the days when he was the one and only and of course the fan favorite.]

[sleepygunsman]

You lost to a fairy?

[That must be one cool fairy. ]

[preussen_ore]

Fairy, demon, whatever. [Waves his hand dismissively.] He's a fucking cheater.

[sleepygunsman]

You fought a demon?

[He may be line facing but there is a sparkle somewhere in those golden eyes.]

[nyupower]

[OH. OH. SHE KNOWS YOU. BRB RUNNING OVER TO YOU.]

NYUUUUU~ I-M-P~

[preussen_ore]

[He sees that sparkle and of course has to run with it.]

Hell yes, I did! I lost but my Mun's biased as shit so there's something definitely not right about that I tell ya.

[preussen_ore]

[AND HE KNOWS YOU TOO.]

Hey~! And no, I'm not an imp! It's Prussia, PRUSSIA~! Did you forget?

[How can you forget about him??]

I missed this duo > >;; just saying

[nyupower]

Ru-ss-ia~

[Derp. She didn't forget you! Honest! She just kinda forgot how to talk since mun didn't use her much.... ]

[sleepygunsman]

[Wow that's really awesome. Why would you lie to him about that?]

That's...really cool....How'd you lose?

[preussen_ore]

[Did he ever lie in the space of a few minutes they've had this conversation? He can't remember.]

The imp used very dirty tactics.

[AKA Stuffed animals, his own innate cuteness and maaaaaybe some other stuff Prussia doesn't want to mention because it's embarrassing.]

Aww :3

[preussen_ore]

N-no! Not that!

[He looks around, paranoid. He doesn't want that guy appearing here, okay?!]

Prussia! PRUSSIA!

[sleepygunsman]

[Lace will be judging you if he finds out you're a liar.]

What did he look like?

I have no words on what just happened to my comment. o_o

[nyupower]

Purssia~

[She smiled widely at him.]

Imp!

It's okay owo

[preussen_ore]

I'm not an imp. I'm a Nation.

[Well, ex-Nation, but you don't need to know that, right?]

[preussen_ore]

[He's not a liar! He just... Embellishes stuff.]

Red hair, green eyes, eyebrows like caterpillars, kinda looks like a weakling but don't let that fool you! He's still a demon and he can deal some damage.

How have you been? It's been like what? 2 years? xD

[nyupower]

Nyu!

[She shakes her head before poking him in his chest.]

Onii-chan! [Because she has seen too many siblings. ]

I...guess? XD I've been okay. You?

[preussen_ore]

[Onii-chan?]

I'm your... Onii-chan?

[Watch him start to melt in the face of your Japanese cuteness. OhmyGod, Onii-chan...]

[sleepygunsman]

That's pretty cool....

[Prussia why are you manipulating such a naive soldier?]

ive been better. xD Adult hood just slapped me in the face orz

[nyupower]

[She nodded eagerly, smiling up at him.]

Onii-chan, onii-chan~!

[preussen_ore]

Pretty damned cool, definitely!

[He is not manipulating anyone! He's just telling his story of how he was beaten by a cutesy demon who cheated. That's his story and it's pretty accurate, isn't it?]