kind of wants to send this kid somewhere but where??

[equalize]

You know where you should send me? Home

[he laughs dryly for a moment]

Oh come on, it was funny.

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[manjuu_squid_and_sake]

[ yawn

Funny? That wasn't funny at all. ]

[equalize]

[this is why he likes dogs]

I doubt cats can even understand my jokes.

[manjuu_squid_and_sake]

[ well then, he'd better start liking cats.

The angry cat smacks his front right paw onto the ground repeatedly ]

I am not a cat!! This is just my temporary form!

[ hmph ]

Even humans can't understand your jokes.

[equalize]

[hE JUST STANDS THERE BECAUSE IT'S A TALKING CAT OH MY GOD, in fact he completely missed whatever he said.]

You have got to be kidding me. You're a cat. Cats don't talk.

[manjuu_squid_and_sake]

[ be amazed, human child

This cat smacks his front left paw this time onto the ground repeatedly again ]

Like I said, I'm not a cat!!

[equalize]

[he's not sure whether to laugh or to walk himself to the nearest psych ward

he's seen crazier things, though, so he'll keep talking to...whatever it is]

Fine. I'll humour you. If you're not a cat, then what the hell are you?

[manjuu_squid_and_sake]

I am a magnificent and strong Ayakashi! Or Youkai or Monster or [ check wiki

The cat strays from his speech as he spies a sparrow at the corner of his eye and goes to play with it ]

[equalize]

A youkai. [he laughs, not because it's funny, but from the fact that it's so hard to believe]

You know, I've seen some crazy stuff in my life, but this is unbelievable.

[manjuu_squid_and_sake]

[ the human laughed? he laughed. Why does nobody believe the cat?! ]

Unbelievable? [ twitch ] Shall I show you my magnificent self, then? Normally, humans wouldn't be able to see me but this place is weird so if you're lucky [ ? ] you might be able to.