[There's a thin, but sharp edge in that question. Because if you waste time and don't get things taken care of with someone else there, it can hurt a lot. That much Sakura learned the hard way.]
I am versed in sexual affairs. I know what I'm up against, but that hardly makes her decision palpable to me, given her questionable judgment in the past.
Why do you ask? Have I charmed you off your feet yet with my impeccable social etiquette, Sakura?
[ He's being sarcastic too, Sakura, don't worry. And he's smiling genuinely at you, because you're feisty, but feisty is exactly what he likes in a woman. Except if your name is Ed, then you're just annoying.
Yes, I just compared Ed to a woman. Deal with it, Hales. ]
It takes a little more than good manners and blue blood to win me over. [The surname "Uchiha" and bad hair are also required. Except Sasuke's manners suck.
She says it in good humor, though, mostly because she's pretty sure he's not being serious.]
I was raised from birth to be the future successor of my family's empire. It is vital to the preservation of my station and the upstanding reputation of my Britannian name that I act with grace and dignity in all affairs, no matter how small or seemingly insignificant.
Not that meeting you, Sakura, was at all an insignificant event. Quite the contrary.
I'd ask what you think is interesting about me, but that would sound self-serving. [Even if she does wonder, mostly because she's not certain what she did to leave an impression.]
whatever works
[There's a thin, but sharp edge in that question. Because if you waste time and don't get things taken care of with someone else there, it can hurt a lot. That much Sakura learned the hard way.]
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Have you?
i can't believe you edited just because i did (eyeroll)
actually I didn't, if you actually checked the notif (handflip)
I am versed in sexual affairs. I know what I'm up against, but that hardly makes her decision palpable to me, given her questionable judgment in the past.
i don't have time for that kind of thing!
[Okay, just.
Takes an even breath.
And moves on.]
I take it this isn't the first poor idea she's had?
>she's wasting time in dear_mun with a terrible schneizel
i don't recall asking for logic here
gives you a penis??
i didn't ask for one of those either
[There's just a little bit sarcastic.]
too bad you got one anyway
[ He's being sarcastic too, Sakura, don't worry. And he's smiling genuinely at you, because you're feisty, but feisty is exactly what he likes in a woman. Except if your name is Ed, then you're just annoying.
Yes, I just compared Ed to a woman. Deal with it, Hales. ]
rejects it
The surname "Uchiha" and bad hair are also required. Except Sasuke's manners suck.She says it in good humor, though, mostly because she's pretty sure he's not being serious.]
Call it curiosity.
shoves it back in your face
I was raised from birth to be the future successor of my family's empire. It is vital to the preservation of my station and the upstanding reputation of my Britannian name that I act with grace and dignity in all affairs, no matter how small or seemingly insignificant.
Not that meeting you, Sakura, was at all an insignificant event. Quite the contrary.
[ Charisma +5. ]
gross
no subject
no subject
[But only bothersome in that it's hard to get a read on him.]
doot doot missed this tag doot doot
doot doot i'm just late as fuck doot doot
doot doot I'm a robot doot doot SHOOTS YOU IN THE FACE
rood tbh
shut up and take your top off sakura-chan
wow no??
UM YES EVEN MY KEYWORDS AGREE
[ His eyes shimmer. ]
An interesting person is significant, aren't they? And I think you're interesting, Sakura. Perhaps I can convince you the same is true for me.
WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE IS, EASY?
I'd ask what you think is interesting about me, but that would sound self-serving. [Even if she does wonder, mostly because she's not certain what she did to leave an impression.]
Tell me about your family's empire, then.
y e p
That's a bit vague. What specifically would you like to know about it?
work for it, buddy
[Though not for the reasons a person might expect a woman to be interested.]