Fourth wall event over at ink_city

[tenbackpockets]

This username is way better, kudos to you mun.

Now let's talk about this city place. There ain't no way I'm going to no place filled with goddamned cartoons. Giant alien robots I can stand, but cartoons? Hell no, that's where I draw the line. Don't I have enough shit to deal with?

At least Lennox might be having his ass hauled there too, so misery loves company I guess.

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[bringtherain]

Better get one of those souvenir autograph books. Your girls are gonna want signatures from Rapunzel.

[tenbackpockets]

...That's the first thing that comes to your mind?

Not "Holy fuck we're being sent to cartoon land"?

[bringtherain]

C'mon man, you're seriously questioning this after 'giant alien robots'?

It's like Disney World but less expensive.

[tenbackpockets]

'Giant alien robots' is our job, cartoons ain't.

Also I've never been to Disney World.

[bringtherain]

If it's anything like Thanksgiving at your house, we can handle it.

No Magic Kingdom for Epps?

You missed out, man.

[tenbackpockets]

I just hope it's like Disney and not some messed up anime or some shit like that.

...

Dude, it wasn't my fault the turkey got misplaced, let it rest bro.

[bringtherain]

...What's anime.

[All he knows is MLP, Disney and Looney Toons. Fill him in.]

I'm still not sure how it ended up on the roof.

[tenbackpockets]

...Seriously?

You're in your 30's and I gotta explain anime to you? You been livin' under a rock or something?

[They'll get back to discussing why the turkey was up there afterwards, there are more important things to talk about right now.]

[bringtherain]

Fine. Explain animu to me or whatever.

...wait.

Is this that Inuwasha stuff?

[tenbackpockets]

Inuyasha.

Guess I shouldn't expect much else from a guy who wanted to be a Backstreet Boy when he was a kid...

[bringtherain]

Hey.

HEY.

It was a PHASE.

[tenbackpockets]

Sure was.

And now I can make fun of you for it.

[Seriously Lennox, why tell him that?]

[bringtherain]

Don't push me, man. I hear ponies are in this place.

Do you need a lesson in friendship?

[evacuation]

Cartoons? Like the ones on TV?

[tenbackpockets]

Yep, the very same ones.

My mun promises that it's gonna be very bizarre. I like cartoons as much as the next guy, but this is my limit.

[evacuation]

How's that even going to work? I mean, different worlds is one thing, but that's way beyond anything I've heard before.

[immortalrose]

You're never too old to enjoy "cartoons", good sir.

[ The dampeal snickers lightly. ]

Will Critic rage on rapeBabies of childhood memories?

[soyoudonthaveto]

What.
(He loathed Bay's Transformer movies with a passion, but these guys? Laughs nervously.)

Well, this is... awkward.

[madeitblue]

Come on, what's a few human cartoons along with giant alien robots? We aren't too big a handful.

[ That...might be sarcasm. ]

[tenbackpockets]

A lot of 'em ain't human, that's the kicker.

Whoa, hey, did I say you were a handful?

Don't be putting words into my mouth ma'am.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Not as bad as you think, it's the furries and ponies you need to look out for~