Surprise, Sidney.

[liveralone]

Hey buuuuuuuuddy.

I heard you wanna play a game?

So let's play already.

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[liveralone]

[Doesn't he?]

Oh? Now you've got me a little interested.

[inmateincharge]

Well, my line of work tends to leave me with a lot of corpses that need disposed of. Normally, there's a guy I go to for that, but he won't deal with the poisoned ones for whatever reason. [Killer Croc's got a really good nose, so he can tell which bodies he shouldn't eat.] Technically, some of those poisoned guys aren't dead, but given that they're insane, paralyzed, and not smiling, I'd think they'd want to be put out of their misery. [He leaves the ones who are smiling alive, because in his twisted mind, they now get the joke.]

So, I get someone to chop their arms and legs off, and find something to do with the pieces! Jenga, checkers, tic-tac-toe - whatever I'm in the mood for, really. Plus, when I'm done, it makes disposal that much easier.

[liveralone]

Why don't you just leave them? They're dead. What are they gonna do, tell on you?

[inmateincharge]

There's some lunatics out there who think it's their job to stop me! Can't have a trail of bodies leading 'em right to me! ...Well, I could, but it'd make things less fun.