Surprise, Sidney.

[liveralone]

Hey buuuuuuuuddy.

I heard you wanna play a game?

So let's play already.

Comments

[overdosing]

Well, you heard wrong! I have better things to do than play games, especially after what happened the last time I agreed to one!

[who knew chess pieces could be so pointy? he's not the one responsible for pushing Scout's down face-first (eye-first, rather) onto that queen. that was the boy's own clumsiness.]

[liveralone]

Yeah, but this game: it really gets the blood flowing.

[overdosing]

Is it that game with the white mat and the multicolored circles?

[liveralone]

No, man, that's Twister. Come on.

[overdosing]

Yes, I suppose if I wanted to get my blood flowing, I could stab myself in the eyes and be done with it. What a bland looking game.

[liveralone]

You could do that. Maybe you should?

[overdosing]

Nein, too soon. I already had them melted out of my skull last week. [thanks, robo-Pyro.] If I'm going to be maimed, I would appreciate some variety.

[liveralone]

Ha ha ha...what?

[overdosing]

- And before that, I had them scooped out with an icicle. Ach, those robots are getting too creative.

If you'd like, I would be more than happy to offer suggestions, if you will let me implement a few of my own of course. On whoever I am to be playing with.

[liveralone]

What are you even talking about?

[overdosing]

I thought you said we were playing a game. Does it not involve killing?

[liveralone]

You're not supposed to know that!

[overdosing]

[wow, he was just taking a stab in the dark at that, no pun intended.]

So it does?! [color him excited.] Well, now you've gotten my attention! What are the prizes?

[liveralone]

Just stop it, okay? You're ruining it!