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[shadowsanddarkness]

I ain't flying solo, kid. I'm only going where I can run a crew.

Bonus if there aren't any super heroes.

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[therosensaint]

Crew?

[shadowsanddarkness]

Yeah. Dogs. Homies.

[therosensaint]

Good luck though. [She's being sarcastic]

[shadowsanddarkness]

I do not rely on luck, girl.

[therosensaint]

You should. Sometimes it can be a good thing to lean back on.

[shadowsanddarkness]

Only if you haven't got the brains for a plan or the power to back it up.

[therosensaint]

So your a criminal then?

[shadowsanddarkness]

What was your first clue? The fact I told you I'm a gang leader or the fact I said I don't want to go where super heroes are?

[therosensaint]

Crew could be another word for friends. Really? Guess I miss that part.

[shadowsanddarkness]

I get the feeling you miss a lot.

[therosensaint]

Maybe I should get out more. Hm? I'll pray for your sinful ways this Sunday in church.

[shadowsanddarkness]

My ways are sinful enough without you praying for them, girl.

[therosensaint]

Is that so? You're going to burn in Hell one day.

[shadowsanddarkness]

I ain't planning on dying, and if I do? I'll be running Hell in a week.

[therosensaint]

Fine fine.

[shadowsanddarkness]

Not very dedicated, are you?

[therosensaint]

What was your first clue? Maybe I don't feel like arguing with you.

[shadowsanddarkness]

If you don't have the chops to back it up, you're just fronting.

[therosensaint]

Well excuse me, sir. If you can't take things than get out of the kitchen.

[shadowsanddarkness]

Fancy white girls shouldn't be spitting lines like that, especially when they get the jive wrong.

It's 'you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen.' Stick to tea parties.

[therosensaint]

Is that supposed to scare me?

Tea parties? I'm a little old for that now.

[shadowsanddarkness]

...Girl, are you drunk? I say one thing and you act like I said something completely different. If I wanted to scare you, I'd have said something scary, not corrected you on your street slang.

[ashocktoyoursystem]

Never thought I'd run into you around here, Ebon. Good luck finding a place with no superheroes, though, I hear they're pretty common these days.

WASN'T EXPECTING THAT!

[shadowsanddarkness]

Static! You hero types are like vermin! And if they're that common, I'll just have to be the exterminator.

I was surprised to see an Ebon!

[ashocktoyoursystem]

I say you should stick to the tiny corners of well-lit rooms. Less of a chance you'll embarrass yourself that way.

[[ooc: This guy's pretty new, so it might take me a bit to get his voice straight.]]

I was surprised to play an Ebon, trust me.

[shadowsanddarkness]

You think you're so smart, hero. But one day soon, you won't be cracking any jokes. Not when I get my hands on you.

[[ooc: That's fine, I've only be messing around with Ebon for a little while. Feel free to point out anything I do wrong.]]

XDDD

[ashocktoyoursystem]

You haven't managed it so far, what makes you think anything's gonna change?


[[ooc: Can do~ And same for me with Static.]]

[shadowsanddarkness]

Think about this, smart guy. In Dakota, all I had to work with were a handful of Bang Babies. Out there? I've got whole worlds to make a make a crew with. The Meta-Breed is going interdimensional!

[[ooc: Will do!]]

[ashocktoyoursystem]

Yeah, and out there are all kinds of other superheroes just waitin' to kick your butt. What're you gonna do against the guy whose superpower is making flashlights?

[shadowsanddarkness]

I'll get the guy who can block out the sun with his mind!

[ashocktoyoursystem]

How's blocking out the sun gonna help you with a flashlight problem?

[shadowsanddarkness]

Ggrrrrg! I mean, someone with the power to block out all light! I just need to put a crew together that works just right!

[Because of course, everyone with the powers that really mess Static up or can eliminate Ebon's weakness? Turned out to be good guys. Poor unlucky Ebon.]

[ashocktoyoursystem]

And what makes you think there won't be a superhero crew that can't just take you out again?

[shadowsanddarkness]

I'll make a bigger crew! I won't rest until I make it an all out war! I'm sick and tired of heroes!

[ashocktoyoursystem]

You really think that's gonna solve anything? People could die, Ebon!

[shadowsanddarkness]

Not people. Heroes.

[ashocktoyoursystem]

Ever heard of collateral damage? No one wins when you start something like that!

[shadowsanddarkness]

Maybe not. But it's guys like me who get to loot the ruins, and its guys like you who die.

[ashocktoyoursystem]

Why do you have to do this, Ebon? Can't you find something better to do?