eventual OC app to thewake

[dj_mort]

Ok, mun. You can do this. Seriously. All you gotta do is add more info to the app you already wrote up and wait until you can submit it next month, yeah? Piece of cake! I'm a shoe in.

...No, stop it. You keep freaking out about how much bigger Wake is than the game you've got me in right now and I'll never get in! You got this in the bag, mun! Just put on your big girl pants already and quit with the flailing.

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[pronetoprobing]

Oh, right. Like I believe that.

[dj_mort]

[Face? Meet palm.] I guess I won't tell you my real secret then.

[pronetoprobing]

You don't even HAVE a real secret! You're a web of lies and deceit!

[dj_mort]

You got me!

[pronetoprobing]

Stay out of my city, Lucas. You can't be trusted!

[dj_mort]

Oh, so it's your city now, huh?

I haven't taken over the world, much less an entire city. So, whose the evil mastermind here, hmmm?

[pronetoprobing]

That just shows you're really, really terrible at your job.

[dj_mort]

Hey! I am not. Well...at my real job.

[pronetoprobing]

What's your real job?

[dj_mort]

[Oh, suddenly off the whole taking over the world bit, eh? Lucas isn't complaining.]

I work for the International Office of Paranormal and Supernatural Affairs. I'm a medium, so you're right about the not normal part.

[pronetoprobing]

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!



Oh MAN! You're from a world where there's an ACTUAL Paranormal Affairs office?! A legitimately recognized branch of government dealing exclusively with the supernatural?! That's INSANE!

[dj_mort]

...[Not the reaction he was expecting or is used to. At all.]

Well, it's not a branch of the government, but a world-wide thing...but yeah?

If you think that's insane, you haven't seen the kind of paperwork I have to do.

[pronetoprobing]

But that's incredible! You come from a world were paranormal science is a legitimate field of study!

[dj_mort]

Well, when you put it that way, it does sound pretty cool.

[pronetoprobing]

You don't understand! That's my DREAM! You've got everything I ever wanted in your world!

[dj_mort]

Everything you ever wanted was a legit paranormal investigation group?

..Okaaay.

[pronetoprobing]

Yes! Paranormal science isn't taken seriously at all in my world! But there's ghosts and vampires and Bigfoot and aliens and NO one pays any attention or even knows they exist!

[dj_mort]

Dude, you've got aliens? That's the one thing we don't look into.

[pronetoprobing]

I have LOTS of aliens! Well, not me personally, although there's one in particular that I relentlessly stalk to make sure he isn't going to try blowing up the Earth. He usually is.


But normally it's just me and my secret organization that isn't recognized by any governing body! But you're SANCTIONED!

could tag all night with you but...I must sleep o/

[dj_mort]

Maybe we can talk shop sometime, then.

Have a good night!

[pronetoprobing]

Really?! YES!