when you need to have a greeed shooshpap you, there's a problem

[greeedycat]

See? Look, we moved. Now you can do what you need to do with that bald lesbian chick and I can, I dunno, take a medals nap or something, since you're a bitch.

In other words, now is not the time to be doing your stupid "weh weh i am worst RP-er, i fuck up my character's CR~rrrrr" bullshit. Baldie's new, and I'm...well, me~? So what the fuck do you expect us to have CRwise? If you make fun of me for having potentially positive CR with that Ranulf guy I will personally dissect your brain.

Ohhh, you're stressing over your other game, too. Wow, you just look for reasons to be miserable, don't you~? Chill the fuck out. You're just whining, you know you don't suck. If you did, would I put up with you~?

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[combustible_me]

Neither o'ya better run off anyplace, I ain't got THAT much CR. 'Sides, as crazy as it sounds, I like ya. An' ya know it.

I jus' gotta drag my mun 'round by the hair too, so it ain't like I dunno how it is.

[greeedycat]

Psh, me~? Go somewhere? I'm not someone who gives up easily, so she's not allowed to either. She knew what she was signing up for when she took me in~ I prefer to keep low key, and I'm pretty sure Baldie's much the same. Fussing for no reason, humans can be pretty inefficient. I want to get stuff done, but I don't need all this emotional human stuff getting in the way~

Hey, worst comes to, we could always just tie their hair together~

[combustible_me]

Mine'd have t'have hair ta do it with. Though maybe there's enough in th' front.

Ain't like we ain't got somethin' remotely positive either. As bogglin' ta th' mind as that is. I ain't gonna ask too many questions.

[greeedycat]

It is what it is~ Sometimes people are more useful as allies than enemies. Has nothing to do with "Wow I can almost feel temperature!" or anything

...extensions~? My mun keeps joking "wigs" but she's been on about my hair all day today.

[hoboherooo]

[What the hell is this, Cazali is making sense and being a decent guy?]

...I never thought I'd say this, but you make some good points there.

[greeedycat]

Okay, now that the mun is done freaking out over NOTHING...

[Eyeroll. HUMANS AND THEIR DERP EMOTIONS AND THEIR DORKITUDE AND THEIR SWEATING. BACK IN MY DAY-]

...wait, what?

[He apparently got waaaay too distracted by the mun's spazzing to actually realize OOO was currently not trying to gank him and also speaking to him period.]

...

[Well, this is now awkward.]

[hoboherooo]

[Well, what do you expect, it's not like Eiji knows what to do without Ankh to order him around. And this isn't a movie, so he can't run on plotrails and PTSD...]

My mun, and I, oddly enough, agree with all that up there.

[Don't worry though, Cazali - he's just as shocked as you are about this.]

[greeedycat]

[Well he could, but that'd be tragic. And OOOs is quite tragic enough without us making it worse.]

...

[More awkward staring, at any rate.]

So, you're...not going to fight me?

[hoboherooo]

Not unless you give me a reason to do so - you're being civil, so I see no need to attack you.

[catoutofwater]

I know you just did, in a manner of speaking... but give your mun a pep talk on my behalf too, all right? From what I've seen, 'sucking' isn't anything she needs to worry about.

...Why would she make fun of you?

[greeedycat]

"Oh no Cazali takes over all my tagginggggggggg and he never shuts uppppppppp and he annoys everyoneeeeeee"- ...man I could just roleplay her. That'd be a trip~ She gets way too wrapped up in worrying about bothering people, I'm just pushy enough to ignore her whining and do what I want anyway. Sadly, I think Baldie's not that forceful. Yet.

I dunno, she gets scared when I have positive CR because I'm a ~big spooky villain~ and she thinks I'm going soft. In other words she is stupid and dumb. Hmph.

[catoutofwater]

Aw, come on, she can't be that bad. She puts up with you, after all!

Okay, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Seriously though, I hope she listens to you. You're right, after all--she's got nothing to worry about. Even if you, ah, really could've worded it a little better. Pep talks are supposed to be encouraging, you know?

Spooky? You don't seem that spooky to me... Even if that meant you're going soft, though, I don't see how that'd be such a bad thing!

[greeedycat]

...she's that bad. It's been about seven months, and she's been like this most of it. Gotten better, but only thanks to me being frank. Babying her won't help~ 'Sides, she'd probably get scared if I was nice to her. She's so much worse than Mezul that I can hardly believe it.

Villain decay or blah-blah-blah she fusses over weird shit. I seriously think humans like feeling bad or something, it seems pretty common around here for some reason.