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[fistmele]

Y'know, it'd be nice to have some consistency. Not just when you feel like it.

—In case you're feeling up to listening to requests, which I doubt, but I figure I'll take my chances while you're still around and tuning in.

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[fistmele]

[ Lazy hand gesture. Equal parts hey, doc and don't sweat it bro. ]

You're not the only one.

[hulk]

Well, clearly. I mean. You're doing it for a reason, b- Uh. ...Anyway. Are you anywhere? I mean, officially anywhere.

[fistmele]

Nah. [ Shrug. ] Probably better to figure out some consistency, but with the way things are going, maybe that's a bad idea.

[ Because who knows how long that would take. ]

You?

[hulk]

Most likely. Things don't, ah. They don't usually go so smoothly once they get going. Lots of speedbumps and most of those? Unpleasant.

[ Ha, what is consistency - spoilers: don't ask Bruce's puppetmaster. ]

...Three.

[fistmele]

[ He quirks a brow. ]

Isn't one of them on the back of a giant turtle?

[ What, he can totally hear it through the grapevine, right? xoxo Gossip Clint? ]

[hulk]

[ Clint, Chuck - close enough, right?

A hapless shrug. ]

Yeah. Weird.

[ He says as if he doesn't turn into a giant green rage monster or they didn't fight off aliens in midtown. Like giant turtles are the absolute height of weird. ]

[fistmele]

No kidding. [ Because.... giant turtle.

Um. ] Does it— eat?

[hulk]

...Uh. I'd assume so? I mean. Hugeness aside, it is still a turtle, so unless it's like. Some kind of perpetual-motion-evolution deal, it would have to.

[ This is now a thought that's going to fester. ]

About positive it doesn't go and eat anybody on its back, though.

[fistmele]

[ If Clint wasn't so puzzled, he'd probably laugh. Fuckin' turtles. ]

Long as it's not some kind of Lost deal. I could think of worse places to be.

[hulk]

[ Yeah, no this is eventually going to come around from "does the giant turtle eat" to "does the giant turtle poop". Bruce is going to really keep chewing on this. ...The thought process. Not the poop. Ew. ]

I'm n- Wasn't really around long enough to figure out how that all ended. I kind of headed out of town before all of that. But I'll assume it's a bad kind of deal, so. Yeah.

[fistmele]

It was shit. [ Ohohoho Clint 'no punches pulled' Barton!!! ] Don't bother. Bunch of people running around in the wilderness being dumbasses is enough to give me traumatic stress flashbacks.

[hulk]

Oh, well. Thanks. Saves me sitting however many seasons of that.

[ Aha... Traumatic stress flashbacks... Haaaaaaaaaaa. ]