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[missionaryman]

I guess I'm just not clear on how your unwillingness to research can possibly outweigh your fear of getting called out on not doing your research. Just start! Catholicism has a very rich history, I promise you it's interes--

Fine--fine. I find it interesting. It's the job. But if I do, then you do. So come on: do a little work.

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[psychish]

She'd have to totally give up this hobby just to get half on par with how much research you do. Which is like, a paradox.

[missionaryman]

A most ingenious paradox! She has less interesting hobbies she could give up. We've all made sacrifices, right?

[psychish]

What, like... sleeping, maybe. Guess that one's tried and true.

[missionaryman]

Exactly. You can easily substitute it with coffee and cigarettes, habits completely compatible with the life of a scholar. Prerequisites, I think.

[psychish]

Hey, aren't you supposed to be a good influence...?

[missionaryman]

Yeah, well, when we're weak, we're closest to God! Pretty sure I'm the single best influence she's got.

[psychish]

Pretty sure that's bull.

[missionaryman]

What? Why?

[psychish]

Cuz you're my brother and being contrary is my job.

Seriously though, good luck with... that.