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[handsomejack]

Soooo I couldn't help but notice how goddamn antsy you've gotten. Yeah, I get it. I'm amazing. Who wouldn't want to have me as their muse? I mean, looking at all the others in your headspace, I'm clearly the one that doesn't.... what's the word? Suck. But you seriously got to show a little patience here. You're not doing anyone any favors. Your adoration is, like I said, expected. But come on.

Great things come to those that wait, kiddo. Think of it this way: you wait long enough and you get the grande prize.

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[exceptionallybright]

[Eyes doing a quick appraising scan, he keeps his toned reserved. Having listened to all that, it seems wise.] My typist had good word for you, hero, but she didn't exactly go into the reasoning of her approval or your pride.

[dissecting]

I imagine dumping out your usual skagshit feels similar to tearing out your own hemorrhoids with a pair of tweezers.