Thinking of tushanshu

[meanandgreen]

Bet you think you're real funny, thinkin' of puttin' me on a giant turtle. Well guess what? Nobody's laughing.

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[savedtheworld]

Sorry about that. I know it can be tough. I've been stuck in Luceti for seven months now, and my friends have been trapped there even longer. It's definitely not always fun.

[meanandgreen]

Luceti, huh? Yeah, I guess you could say I know a thing or two about that place. Or, I guess not me, but the last time she put me into one of these so-called "games". I was stuck there for over a year.

If she thinks she's doin' that again, she's got another thing comin'.

[savedtheworld]

That's a pretty long time. But it's hard to tell with these things. And who knows? Maybe you'll have a good time. It's not like you can stop her.

[meanandgreen]

Yeah, right. Sure it'll be a blast.

[savedtheworld]

Just look on the bright side! And... hey, if you and the giant turtle are both turtles, maybe you can be friends! [Even if it's weird that he's some kind of man-turtle instead of a normal animal like a turtle-duck or turtle lion.]

[meanandgreen]

[Hey, you're a little weird yourself, arrow-boy.]

Don't think makin' friends is gonna be high on my list of priorities.

[But, he had to admit, he is kinda curious about the whole giant turtle thing. Once he gets past the whole irony part.]

[savedtheworld]

[Dude, this could be your long lost mom.]

Really? It's always high on mine! Cuz friends are always the biggest help in getting through tough situations.

[meanandgreen]

[Now that's just freaky.]

Who needs friends when you got these? [He pulls out his sai, giving them an impressive twirl.] Whatever trouble I get into, I can handle it myself.

[savedtheworld]

[My, turtle man, what sharp blades you have.]

But those things can't hug you.

[meanandgreen]

[Is this kid serious?]

Guys like me, we don't need hugs.

[Because he is so badass and cool and junk.]

[savedtheworld]

Really? Is it because you have a shell that's kind of already hugging you all the time?

[Does not compute.]

[meanandgreen]

What? [Waitaminute.] No! I mean ninja. Guys who kick serious butt. We don't got time for that lovey-dovey stuff.

[Raph. What are you even talking about.]

[savedtheworld]

[Ahhh. Even though he uses the name "ninja", it all becomes clear to Aang. This guy's a Zuko turtle.]

Not even friendy-wendy?

[meanandgreen]

[Yes. Clearly. It all makes sense now.]

What the heck is that?

[savedtheworld]

Like lovey-dovey, but with friends! I made up the name just now.

[meanandgreen]

Yeah... that's. Great, kid. But no, not even uh... that.

[You are not gonna make him say that. That's just dumb.]

[savedtheworld]

Then I feel bad for you. But don't worry! You can make lots of friends without even trying to - like you didn't even try with me, and now we're friends!