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[webweaving]

Hey. Hey!

I've got a city to save, and a giant mutant lizard to find -- and those two things are very not mutually exclusive right now -- so how about you obliterate that crazy idea of taking me someplace else and let me do my job in peace, huh?

Obliterate. Poof. Disintegrate. Whatever you need to do to get it out of your head. Come on, we both know I'm not gonna fit into those new worlds you're thinking of, so let's just stick to those meme things.

I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

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[onebadapple]

Oh, you have a city to save! My but that's very brave of you!

[webweaving]

[ Because pretty girl *-* ] Yeah, it's uh -- well, thanks.

[onebadapple]

And you do it all by yourself?

[webweaving]

I- yeah, it's not a big deal. Listen, this really isn't a come-on -- I just - you look very familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?

[onebadapple]

Oh how silly of me not to introduce myself! My name is Snow White!

have some PB confusion?

[charring]

Good luck getting your mun to listen.

definitely yes!

[webweaving]

Yeah, she -- did you do something to your hair?

[charring]

Uh--- [Awkward. She's trying so hard to place his face but, no. She can't. So many people come and go in her life. Maybe she just forgot?]

No?

[webweaving]

Y - wait, you definitely did. Weren't you blonde before? [ truth be told, he kind of likes this look, too. Redheads are endlessly attractive, and all. Then very quickly: ]

Not that this is a bad look, or anything.

[charring]

When I was eight, yeah. I think you have me confused with someone.

[Redheads are the best. Fiery and all, no pun intended here.]

[webweaving]

Yeah, I'm uh -- [ squinting because you definitely look like Gwen! You even talk like her. ] -- you're not Gwen? You're not kidding around, right?

[ If she's not, wow. ]

[charring]

Nope. I promise, I'm not Gwen.