well...

[publicandprivate]

Miss Mun?

You are quite set on finding a much more permanent home for me, aren't you? Ah, there is no possible way to talk you out of this, I suppose.

As long as the place isn't inappropriate like that hotel or the island...

Oh and the meme community will suffice for the time being. There is no need to rush, honestly.

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[zetahatsudo]

Kanon Maldini? It's strange to see you away from the 2nd Prince's side, though my mun compliments yours for choosing someone like you as a muse. Aides and subordinates are sorely under appreciated, he claims.

[publicandprivate]

I've been trying to locate him actually.

[A brief nod.]

My mun feels the same way and she says thank you for the kind words.

[disillusions]

[ Chuckling softly. ]

So good to see your concern for others, Kanon. That much about you has not changed.

[publicandprivate]

[Oh, he wasn't expecting to see his superior here.]

Your Highness.

[It's quite a pleasant surprise.]

How have you been?

[disillusions]

[ He shows up in the most unlikely of places, doesn't he? But maybe he's your superior for a reason. Flashing a pleasant smile in return— ]

The same as I've always been, of course. And yourself?

[publicandprivate]

[The most unlikely of places and at the most unexpected times.]

I've been well. Although I keep having to detour my mun from sending me to inappropriate places.

[disillusions]

[ Only the best of times, friend. ]

Such as?

[publicandprivate]

[By the way, he really doesn't want to tell him. It's much too embarrassing admitting his mun is sending him to such places. But if he doesn't tell him, it could be seen as being dishonest. So this is him, giving his best attempt to keep that neutral look upon his face.]

The... Love Hotel and a few memes at Bakerstreet.

[disillusions]

[ Kanon doesn't have to tell him for Schneizel to know. That's just how Schneizel is. He'll quirk a bit of a smirk, however, at his answers. ]

My lady mundane seems quite keen on bringing me to Ariel, a city fueled by sex and other such perversions. Why don't you come along? It might be interesting, having you there.

[ ...direct as always, with this sort of thing. No shame at all for the second prince of Britannia. ]

[1/2]

[publicandprivate]

Sex and other perversions?

[Oh, goodness gracious. Is he trying to give him a heart attack?]

[2/2]

[publicandprivate]

[He doesn't indulge in any of those and although that is true, he feels the need to of course go where Schneizel does. He is his aide after all.]

Very well. I'll speak with my mun about it. I doubt she will have any complaints.

[disillusions]

[ Zero, maybe, but never you, Kanon. Would this face lie to you? ]

In such a questionable locale, it is imperative you be on hand as my assistant, Kanon. Wouldn't you agree?

[ There may or may not have been some double entendre hidden in there. More leaning towards the may than may not. ]

[publicandprivate]

[Lie? Never. Not unless it is for a very good reason.]

Yes, Your Highness. I concur.

[He's oblivious. Perhaps too content with having the opportunity of following him to their destination.

He thought his mun was sending him someplace where he would be without Schneizel and being without him means having no one to serve. Or he could find someone else to serve, but that is an option he never wishes to consider.

Fate works in peculiar ways.]

[disillusions]

[ But of course. ]

When do you ever not?

[ One can only feign obliviousness so long, even in Kanon's position. So he'll edge a bit closer, open himself up a bit more, a darker taint to his smile now. ]

I do mean it, though. I would prefer you at my side. [ With a laugh: ] Take that as you will.

[publicandprivate]

[Oh. My. Yes, that obliviousness, is lessening and his eyes widen ever so slightly. He's not blushing. No, he doesn't blush. Never.]

I pledged my loyalty to you long ago. Therefor, I will follow wherever you lead.

[Still trying to keep that professionalism about himself, of course.]

[disillusions]

[ But of course. And don't worry; he won't be doing anything untoward here, simply invading your personal space, as he is oft to do, returning to his ever so innocent smile from before. ]

As you prefer then, Kanon. [ Onto brighter subjects. ] How have you been faring in my absence?

[publicandprivate]

[So very innocent indeed.]

I've been well. Socializing and making acquaintances that could be useful in the future.

just saw our reserve EEEEEEEEEE

[disillusions]

[ Mmmhmmm. ]

Just as I taught you. You're as flawless as ever, dearest [ yeah hi innuendo again ] Kanon.

I ONLY HOPE I DO HIM JUSTICE /homg nervous

[publicandprivate]

[Flawless. Fabulous. If he were anymore of those, he'd be doing hair flips.]

Thank you, Your Highness.

[He will be basking in the glow of the compliment for a moment... Or three. Enjoying the attention? Yes, of course.]

loves all over YOUR KANON IS GREAT just please to be coming to ariel yes :>

[disillusions]

[ Schneizel wouldn't have issue with it, probably. He'd just laugh. ]

Every compliment of mine is earnest, Kanon. You know that, don't you?

[1/2] definitely going to ariel. the muse will be angry as hell if I don't

[publicandprivate]

[There may be hair flips in his future. Possibly. After a good drink.]

[2/2] and omgggg my typos

[publicandprivate]

Y-Yes. Of course.

[Keeping that professionalism in tact. Yet he's thinking to himself about things at this new destination. He hopes it's not like the hotel or Amat and especially not like that one Vegas place. He's not a prude, he's just... Not down with banging people here and there.]

UNFORGIVABLE

[disillusions]

[ Or three? In his private quarters? Preferably sans clothes?

Oh, wait. Professional relationship. Never mind. Sexual ambiguity despite the fact these two are quite obviously fucking behind the scenes is go! ]

Then don't be so shy about accepting them.

[ Nudging your shoulder a bit with his own. And alright, that might've been the slightest bit flirtatious. But he's never been good about hiding his affection for you, Mr. Personal Attendant. ]

PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME FOR MY INSUBORDINATION

[publicandprivate]

[Will Schneizel be bringing the whip with him?

Professional! Yes, back to business. Kanon wishes to make his superior happy in every way possible. Mhm.]

Oh.

[Again, not blushing. Totally fab. Is that a smile? Hmm... Yes it is.]

BUT WHAT IF I DO IT TO SATISFY MY OWN SEXUAL DEVIANCY

[disillusions]

[ It's Ariel, love. What do you think? ]

Cute.

[ Sorry, members of the studio audience, that's as close as you're going to get to watching them bump uglies on a public community. Schneizel's already moving on, cruising through the conversation at breakneck speed. Bit of a control freak, here. ]

Just be mindful not to neglect your duties in the meantime, alright?

WILL YOU LET ME HAVE PAINKILLERS AFTER?

[publicandprivate]

[Oh my~]

Understood. I have no intention of neglecting them.

CHOKES YOU WITH THE BOTTLE

[disillusions]

[ His eyes shine with that special, subtle sort of suggestiveness they're known for as they half-narrow at Kanon. ]

Then come.

[ Beckoning to his bedroom, offering his aide a hand. Err, beckoning off-screen somewhere, actually, definitely not his bedroom. Yes. Honestly, what a silly idea. And even if they were headed there, they'd only be discussing politics, plans, and whatnot. Perfectly platonic, all clothes remaining on, no alcohol or whips or both involved whatsoever. ]

We have places to be, don't we? A busy day lies ahead of us.

GAGS AND DIES?

[publicandprivate]

Yes, Sir.

[And he follows like a good bitch assistant. Yep! Gotta love politics. Absolutely thrilling.]

FLEES CRIME SCENE, ESCAPES COUNTRY, AND ASSUMES NEW IDENTITY

[disillusions]

[ And then they totally didn't fuck. The end.

Just kidding, they totally did. Watch out, Ariel, almost gay married but not quite aide and asshole boss power couple are coming soon to a depraved city near you. ]

CHILLS IN HELL W/LUCIFER, STRIKES DEAL, BECOMES A DEMON, & RETURNS LIKE A BOSS

[publicandprivate]

[Yeah they did. And after a few hours of sleep they fucked again.

A brilliant power couple! If it were Hollywood, the paparazzi would be going over in droves to get a glimpse. They are way better than Brad & Angelina any day.

Well...

Schnei is more like a Tom Cruise than a Brad. He's got that creeper thing going on.]