voice test... canon is young hercules

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Yeah... [ Can you feel the uncertainty? ] Thanks, but no thanks. I've met enough family on my dad's side to last me three lifetimes.

How stupid do you think I am? [ This mun is hopeless. ] Don't answer that.

My point is you're not going to get my attention with stuff I can already do at home, like meet family.

What we need to talk about are these places overrun by monsters or other dangerous forces, not family reunions.

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[jeebies]

Will you be performing heroics, Heracles?

[strapping]

[ Hello there. ]

Not here, that's for sure.

But maybe someday soon.

[jeebies]

[ onto wife #01 yet ]

Be warned. My mother holds little heart for you.

[strapping]

[ Never! ]

I can only think of one mom who doesn't like me.

[jeebies]

Thank goodness we do not share the same father.

[strapping]

I'm going to have to agree with you on that.

[jeebies]

Do not tell Zeus so.

[strapping]

What's Zeus got to do with anything?

[jeebies]

He is my mother's husband.

[strapping]

So you really weren't kidding about your mom having little heart for me... [ Awesome. ]

[jeebies]

Do not worry. Zeus has little heart for I as well.

[strapping]

So.. Uh, were you born the same way as Hephaestus? I may not be on top of my Hera history, but I sort of thought for her there was only Zeus.

[jeebies]

[ she laughs ]

She takes paramours when her spite is at its height.

[strapping]

So you're like me? A demigod?

[jeebies]

I do not know. All I know is that mother conceived me with another being not Zeus.

[strapping]

[ So it's cool to think she's beautiful. ]

So I never caught your name.

[jeebies]

Hebe. My name is Hebe.

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So do you... Live on Olympus? [ No way to ask without being nosy. ]

[jeebies]

Sometimes. Other times I spend time in glades and frolic with the nymphs.

[strapping]

Ever heard of The Academy before?

[jeebies]

No. Not at all. Is that where you reside?

[strapping]

During the school year at least.

So let me ask you Hebe. Your mom's not going to give you a hard time for talking to me is she?

[cassie_of_troy]

If I were you, I'd rather like to get away from that family.

[strapping]

All my mun is interested in is finding them.

[cassie_of_troy]

Your mun is a fool.

Stay away from the gods. They only lead to disaster.

[strapping]

You don't have to tell me that.

Hephaestus is cool though.

[cassie_of_troy]

I suppose he is inoffensive, compared to the rest of them.

Avoid Apollo at all costs. I've had...difficulties...with him.

[strapping]

Oh yeah?

Thanks for the warning. I'm pretty good about ticking my brothers off though, gotta say.

[cassie_of_troy]

I'm rather good at it myself.

At least where I am, he's lost most of his powers now.

[strapping]

Really? Not going to lie, a god without powers almost sounds like a sight worth seeing.

[cassie_of_troy]

I had to teach him how to bathe.

[strapping]

Awkward. And gross.

[cassie_of_troy]

I rather agree.

[battlewornbard]

[Pokes his cheeks, just because she can't help herself.]

Wow... So THIS is what you were like as a kid?