reserved at dramadramaduck oh for the millionth time...

[cryingontheinside]

You make it sound as though I've missed this place, as if I truly could miss the internet equivalent of the Ebola virus.

[We get it, Dexter. You're not pumped.

But he just sighs, utterly defeated.] I don't have time for this.

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[thatsmyyogurt]

They really never listen to that argument.

oh god this conversation is going to be drier than the Sahara...

[cryingontheinside]

Dare to dream, right?

just about

[thatsmyyogurt]

But prepare for the worst.

(:

[cryingontheinside]

I always do. Bad habit.

[likethetragedy]

Like the rest of us do.

1/2

[cryingontheinside]

[Oh goddamn that's Elektra.

And he's already pissed her off.]

[cryingontheinside]

Maybe not, but you try being a single dad. [So there!]

[likethetragedy]

I'll get right on that. Are you done throwing pity parties for yourself? Because I should probably get you up to speed even if I'll have to do it all over again soon.

[cryingontheinside]

...seems reasonable. How about the short and sweet version?

[likethetragedy]

Rita left and came back without her memories. Astor joined the community and regularly filters away from Rita. Bruce disappeared and came back without his memories. Everyone is fine for now. Candy and Gale haven't posted in ages so don't expect to be talking to them any time soon.

[cryingontheinside]

Wow. I'm really not going to like the long version.

[likethetragedy]

I'm thinking of emailing it to you. It'll save me a lot of breath.

[cryingontheinside]

That'd probably be easier on both of us.

[likethetragedy]

True. This is one instance where I'll say the easy way may be the best.

[cryingontheinside]

My inbox awaits.

[asdamaged]

It's not that bad.

1/? here we go....

[cryingontheinside]

2/?

[cryingontheinside]

Rita.

3/4

[cryingontheinside]

...How are you? [okay how socially retarded can you be, Dexter?]

[cryingontheinside]

I mean, I didn't think you'd still be around.

[asdamaged]

I'm fine. ... Are you?

[cryingontheinside]

Peachy. [he manages to keep the bitterness out of his tone.] ..It's good to see you.

[asdamaged]

It's good to see you too. [A beat.] Is something wrong?

[cryingontheinside]

No, nothing. Just the usual stressors. Work, Deb, not necessarily in that order.

[asdamaged]

I've still got plenty of pudding if you want to stop by.

[cryingontheinside]

[if he weren't a sociopath it might frighten him how easy it was to slip back into this routine...but as it were, Dexter was just grateful.]

Rita, you always know just what to say.

[abaratian]

I wouldn't say it was that bad.

[cryingontheinside]

No? Refresh my memory, what didn't I hate?

[abaratian]

You got to see Rita again, didn't you?

[cryingontheinside]

[all the frowns, you're supposed to enable him Candy not shut him down gosh :| ]

There is that.

[holyfuckballs]

Well, fuck. At least your mun isn't forcing you to watch that Avengers movie over and over. Seriously, I'm going to scream if she does it again. I thought Rock of Ages was annoying 'cause of Cray Cruise, but this shit...

[Sigh]

She fangasms like a broken record too. It's nauseating.

[cryingontheinside]

I hope that you're painfully aware none of that was English to me...

Book!verse Dexter right here XD

[a_very_neat_monster]

Always better things to be done, isn't there?

At least your mundane didn't see fit to turn you into a vampire for a few threads. So much blood... terribly unpleasant.