maybe ataraxion (troll)

[herosfather]

You wanna send me where?

You know there's a reason I went into police work. I'm a sheriff, not an astronaut. I wouldn't know the first thing to do on a damn space ship.

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[wolfsmother]

Yeah, well.

You know how kids get when they're excited.

[herosfather]

Oh believe me, I know.

[his kid is Stiles. he knows.]

[wolfsmother]

Well, at least you'll be able to keep an eye on him.
Or two.

But you know, since it's the future you might just be able to fit him with one of those tracking tags and be done with it.

[altercate]

[ OH WOW THIS IS A TRAINWRECK IN THE MAKING. ]

[herosfather]

[WELL LOOK WHO IT IS]

Derek Hale?

[altercate]

[ ALWAYS LOOMING IN THE BACKGROUND. ]

Sheriff.

[burninhale]

I'm sure you'll find something to do, Sheriff. Best of luck to you.

[ :) GOSH IT'S SO NICE WHEN FAMILIES CAN BE TOGETHER :) this is the most sincere smile. ]

[herosfather]

[THE MOST UNSURES.]

Thank you. [side-eyeing. gee you look familiar.] Have we met?

[burninhale]

You know, I don't think we have!

[Surely you want to shake this hand that is being offered to you! This friendly, friendly hand.]

Peter Hale. Derek's uncle.

[And check out this friendly, friendly smile. Totally not a guy who ever got burnt into catatonia. Nope.]

[argentum]

Well, your son is there, so somehow I doubt you won’t be busy.

[ maybe being a bit snide about Stiles. maybe. ]

[herosfather]

From what I hear your daughter is there, too.

[two can play at that game B|]

[argentum]

I know, but which one is more likely to stay out of trouble?

[ at least, he hoped Allison had the sense to stay away from the Hale's. ]

[abrahamic]

Wh— Sheriff Stilinski?

But there's no police force in space. [ No freaking duh, Isaac. ]

[herosfather]

That's what I said, but some people just don't listen.

[abrahamic]

Well, I'm sure Stiles would be glad to see you?

We could use more adults.

[mathematically]

They have a security team. Technically that'd be close enough.

[ Lydia. ]

[herosfather]

[he smiles, despite himself. he can tell why Stiles likes you Lydia.]

Doesn't sound very organized, from what I've been hearing.

[mathematically]

[ don't ever tell her that ever, sheriff. she already knows how much he likes her and she doesn't need the reasoning at all. ]

They're not lying. Organization beyond the "teams" of people like say security and the science division is mostly nonexistent. There's been a murder or two. Before both of us, came, I think.

And the captain is an idiot. The honorary captain for the people who aren't native to the ship. [ :> ]

[alphabeta]

They need sheriffs in space too.

I'm sure.

[herosfather]

You're an expert now, are ya?

[alphabeta]

[Maybe Derek scowls a little, but sullenly. Like the sheriff's one of the few people he really shouldn't be mouthing off to.]

Just a suggestion. Sir.

[seared]

Sheriff, how wonderful to see you again.

[ nope.gif ]

[herosfather]

Peter Hale?

[WHICH IS STILL WEIRD, OK, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CATATONIC.]

i can double dip if i want to

[unparental]

Actually? A sheriff might be better than another astronaut. Our geek squad overfloweth-- not so much with the rest of us, sometimes.

SINGLE PARENT CLUB

[herosfather]

The rest of us, huh?