Already have after-hiatus plans

[woreheelsandeverything]

So you're taking a break... and then throwing me into the city? The city, just to clarify, that's overrunning with really dangerous robots and monsters.


Why don't I like this idea?

Comments

[ex_wikipedia788]

[helpfully] It could be the 'monsters' part.

Are all the robots there dangerous?

[woreheelsandeverything]

[That's almost adorable that he'd answer a rhetorical question. D'aw.]

Thankfully, no. I just like my good robot to dangerous robot ratio to be a little more even.

[deceptiveplane]

You mean to tell me that your filthy human cities aren't overrun with disgusting creatures on a regular basis?

I'd thought you'd be used to it.

jhdkjghsgdkh I hate you

[woreheelsandeverything]

[Well aren't you just charming today.]

I'm not talking to you.

[She knows better.]

I keep misreading your user name as 'whore eels and everything' orz

[meng_huan_myuu]

Hey. Not all of us are monsters. My sister is actually pretty peaceful.

[woreheelsandeverything]

I didn't say that. I'm just saying that there's more than I'm comfortable with.

[whatbedsidemanners]

Sounds like you're going to have your hands full.

[woreheelsandeverything]

Trust me, I am not looking forward to it.

[littlecrowgirl]

Aw c'mon, they're not ALL bad!

[Girl you just came back from death.]

[woreheelsandeverything]

[DO NOT EVEN GET HER STARTED KAY]

Really now?

[Go on, tell her about it. GIVE HER ALL YOUR ROBOT KNOWLEDGE, TEENAGE GIRL. AFTER ALL, WHAT DOES SHE KNOW?]

[levelheadedbulldozer]

The City isn't all bad you know! There's this princess named Rapunzel, and she's the greatest ever!

It's a nice place if you see past the Decepticons.

[woreheelsandeverything]

[Sigh.]

I know it's not all bad. I'm sure there's a whole bunch of great people there. It's just... it's complicated.

[thelastprime]

My apologies, Ms. Darby.

I can only hope that we will find a way out as swiftly as possible.

[woreheelsandeverything]

[You're such a giant sweetheart, stop it.]

It's okay, Optimus, I'm sure none of this is your fault. Just... try not to find a way out before I get there.

[weareallgeth]

[HEY A ROBOT SORT OF HER SIZE.]

We do not intend harm at this time.

[Just to clarify it as not a dangerous robot (geth aren't too welcomed in it's world, as evidenced by the giant hole in it's chest.).]

[woreheelsandeverything]

[Oh no, she's not worried. He doesn't look dangerous to her. You know who looks dangerous? Megatron. This...this is a talking lamp.

She does, however, not realize it's referring to itself with plural pronouns. To her, it sounds like he's speaking on behalf of all the other robots.]

And what about all the other times?

OMG June!

[neverputincharge]

Probably cause it's not a great idea.

8D

[woreheelsandeverything]

Good. Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.

[smokedumb]

Well, you know what they say: Sometimes the worst ideas are the best ones...

Or...something like that.


Either way, I'm jealous.

[woreheelsandeverything]

[You know, she can't help but think she's supposed to be angry at you for some reason. No idea why...]

Great, then let's trade.

[changeisgood]

[Here, June - have a big nasty bugman.]

Because at least some of you humans actually have a reasonable survival instinct.

[woreheelsandeverything]

[Oh my, that is actually quite terrifying.]

Um, thank you?

[She gives a little sheepish shrug. I mean, she's all about surviving! Yup! Hehe... Ohgoshpleasedon'tbeevil]

[staresat]

[Don't mind him, he hasn't met too many humans just yet. It's like finding a rare species of bird. You can't help but stare. Stare and begin plotting the vivisection that is soon to follow.]

You are the human medic.

[They must need you quite often.]

[woreheelsandeverything]

[You'd think that, wouldn't you?]

And I'm going to take a guess and say you're not an Autobot.

[tearsofsteel]

It's times like these I remember how much our muns are like Black Ghost.

[woreheelsandeverything]

Come again?

[Sorry, Albert, she's a little clueless when it comes to weapon dealers.]