You're going to let your Mun call the shots? Heh, well. Good luck, kiddo. No. Really. With any luck you'll end up where I am and I can play a game of payback. You know how to play? I could go through the rules, but ultimately it ends with me shooting your head clean off your body. Yep. Good ol' fashioned family fun.
[Oh great, it's the fascist douchebag. Axton rolls his eyes.] What, do you really wanna take another crack at it? 'Cause newsflash, asshole, you're the one who caught a bullet last time. No wonder ya don't remember it. Bullets kill.
[Especially when it's with a gun from your own company! How's that for payback, Jack?]
Depends. You want to explain to the missus why I have a few extra bullet holes? [He means his turret. You know, the one he's ever-so-casually putting one hand on top of.]
...You know that technophilia of yours? Don't wanna know. Don't even want to imagine the wedding. [He laughs] The ex must've destroyed you, huh? Wonder if she's seeing anyone...
As for explaining to the 'missus'? I think I'll break the news gently to her. With a couple LOADERS. Oh, and your mangled body.
[Really, Jack? Really? That is so not cool.] Sarah would eat you alive soon as look at you, jackass. [Sure, she might have consigned Axton to the firing squad. But she also kind of saved his ass. So hands off the ex-wife.]
Besides, you're the guy who built a city just to honor your lying keister. What's that say about you?
Sounds like my kind of woman. [Big smarmy smile right here]
What's that say about me? Uh...I'm freaking awesome? Do you have a city? What about statues? A multiquadrillion dollar corporation under your rule? A planet? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Yeah, well, don't hold your breath. [Dear God, you are a total dick, Jack.]
Why the hell would I want a city? And yeah. Fat lot of good that whole "corporate overlord" schtick did you, considering that your oh-so-scary Warrior? Is toast. And so are you. [Ha-ha!]
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[Especially when it's with a gun from your own company! How's that for payback, Jack?]
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As for explaining to the 'missus'? I think I'll break the news gently to her. With a couple LOADERS. Oh, and your mangled body.
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Besides, you're the guy who built a city just to honor your lying keister. What's that say about you?
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What's that say about me? Uh...I'm freaking awesome? Do you have a city? What about statues? A multiquadrillion dollar corporation under your rule? A planet? Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Why the hell would I want a city? And yeah. Fat lot of good that whole "corporate overlord" schtick did you, considering that your oh-so-scary Warrior? Is toast. And so are you. [Ha-ha!]