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Tarn: the only person who likes to hear the sound of his own voice

My dear, small, precious human companion, I really thought you knew better than this.

If I didn't know better, I'd say your motivations are based on fear. Oh don't look so startled. It makes sense you know, that today of all the innumerable other days you and I could be venturing down this little path together, you choose the one where the consequences could very well be the most dire. Why, I think you're cracking under the pressure.

And we really can't have that.

We've barely even gotten to know each other yet -- something I do so look forward to. The earphones are cute by the way; they bring out the quaint fragility of your tiny skull. And I couldn't help but notice that you seem to like music. This is a wonderful coincidence, because you see, so do I. In fact, if I might be so bold, I would even go so far as to say I'm an expert on the subject.

We should indulge together sometime.

Perhaps I'll sing you a song.

I know just the one, _too.

~~[and a three, four, five, six, seven, eight, oh god I really shouldn't be doing this.]~~

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.....Tarn.

Deadlock.

How good of you to visit. We've been looking for you.

That's not who I am.

And the war's over. None of that matters anymore.

I beg to differ, but we can always argue the semantics later. In fact, I do think I'll look forward to it.

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Keep looking forward to it. [Because it's never going to happen.]

Whatever business you think you have here, that's over.

Oh I will. It'll be a while before your turn comes up at any rate.

And if I said I was here for the pleasure?

Good to know. [Not really. He doesn't want to think about your list, and what it's meant to other mechs. ]

I question your definition of 'pleasure'. Seems we're bound to have semantic arguments after all.

[He really hopes you haven't forgotten, Deadlock. It would mean he's not working hard enough.]

Well then. I'll have make sure to explain myself thoroughly. At length.

[He can't forget, as much as he wants to. He's as guilty as you in his own way.]

Tarn. [He shakes his head.] Even when the war wasn't over, how did you possibly think you were helping the cause?

[Drift, please. You're MUCH more guilty here, where Tarn is not at all.]

Let's add that to the list of things we'll need to discuss, _Deadlock, the next time we meet. But for the sake of brevity in the here and now; The DJD help remind those who, in their spark, may not have been as loyal to the cause as they should, to stay the course.

[More guilty in the sense that Drift is at least be capable of feeling guilt.]

And how loyal do you want a mech to be, beyond willing to defile himself for the hope of a better future, to descend into butchery for a vision that just recedes farther and farther from his grasp?

[Guilt? That's something that happens to other people.]

[With the patience of a saint:]
One only needs be as loyal as to not frustrate our Lord's plans.
...
Or loyal enough to avoid the very unpleasant consequences of not following along. I don't think I'll need to elaborate, will I? I expect you're familiar with our work.

[As is melting, electrocution, shredding, all the handy little treats you DJD have in store.]

Our 'Lord'. You speak of him as though he's a god.

I'm familiar with your work. [He's trying pretty hard not to think about it.]

A cause should be followed out of faith, not fear.

[It's a good job with great perks, what can he say?]

We prefer faith in fear. Those that stray, well, they can rest assured -- no, they can have faith in the fact that we will find them. And we will make an example.

They're free to believe in whatever they'd like (provided it's the Cause) but it of course, doesn't exempt them from the reality of their situation. _Us.

[While it lasts.]

And who has given you that fiat to decide? Tarn, if your methods worked, you'd be out of a job: you'd have terrified enough mechs that none would ever stray.

[All good things must come to an end, he gets that. He's not the first 'Tarn' to come around the block and into your nightmares. Gotta enjoy it while it lasts!]

Megatron has never complained. (And that should be good enough for anyone.) Besides, no one's perfect _{though we do try}, and we'll get to those that survive in our own time. You see, There's a list, Deadlock. There are priorities. Not everyone deserves our attention immediately.

But don't worry, you'll get your chance soon enough.

Megatron has had a war to run, not chase down every psychopath who wants his attention.

[Turns out Deadlock isn't that far from the surface, Tarn. ] You. Overlord. He simply has better things to do, speaking of priorities.

[A dangerous smile.] I look forward to it.

[These feathers don't ruffle easily.]

Hmm, yes, Overlord. That reminds me, I've someplace to be.

Well, it's been fun, Deadlock, but I'll be seeing you soon.

[That looks pretty ruffled to Drift.]

You're a bit late for Overlord, Tarn. But scurry off. It must be frightening being here alone without your backup.

[Wow, his entire evening is just full of the most adorable little personalities it would seem. Your lack of fear is just so... so suicidally charming.]

[He doesn't like making his quarry wait longer then necessary though; it just seems unprofessional.]

Hah. And what makes you say that? His little detour to Garrus-9?

[He's not even going to deign that last part an answer. But! You'll be pleased to note: no scurrying to be had here. Just someone humming a chill little ditty. Totally relaxed.]

...Would that be... an indication that your mun is planning to play you somewhere?

Who can say? I don't pretend to know what goes on inside the heads of such primitive creatures.

That might be more your realm of expertise, Doctor.

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I--actually besides my own, I haven't had any experience with humans, but I'm sure they can't be much different from other ...sentient beings, like ourselves.

[Tarn is a scary guy, but he manages to not sound as spooked as he feels.]

I'd say it's a safe guess that she--or he--is fond of you. At least.

They're smaller, weaker -- preciously fragile little things, with a lifespan that doesn't amount to much. I don't really see the similarity. But if you say so, Doctor, I'll take your word for it.

You know, you might be on to something there. Maybe I've inadvertently tamed the tiny thing with my displays of excellent taste.

In the realm of experiencing emotions... hope and joy, and happiness... [and fear]

Ah, in either event. I'm sure you're accustomed to your reputation preceding you.

You forgot _fear.

I am, yes. I still find myself pleasantly surprised that they've heard of us all the way from their far off planet though. That says good things about the work we do. It's heartening.

Say, do you think they can be trained? The humans, that is. While their lifespan and propensity to end up crushed more than suggests they aren't worth the effort, I choose to believe even the most simple minds can be conditioned.

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Fear is - is important, yes. But... ultimately surmountable. [oh boy]

It's possible to gain a temporary mental advantage through brainwashing and terror, but... as the Senate found out, individuals become groups that don't take well to that kind of domination.

[Was that a twinkle in his eye just now? Who knows? Doesn't change the fact that you're just...just delightful.]

I don't believe you're familiar enough with our work if you're going to compare us, or our methods to the Senate. For one thing, our touch is much more... personal. But you're an Autobot, so I'll forgive you your naivety -- however insulting -- just this once.

And you seem to have misheard me; I said 'conditioning.' Besides, I very much doubt I'd need an entire group, maybe just a pair -- and a couple more in case those two expire too quickly. Hmm, yes; the team does seem to take well to pets.

[he's definitely been in places with mechs who could kill him, before. And this isn't...entirely unlike a session, honestly.]

I think it's disingenuous to act like fear and intimidation are different just because they're cloaked in a different symbol - Tarn. Deep down, exerting power over other mechs has the same root pathology; fear of an unpredictable environment.

Please be reasonable about this.

[Speak for yourself. Tarn here, is under the vague impression he's wandered into a petting zoo, though there's only one enclosure.]

... I can't believe this. Are you trying to...? Oh, this is rich! [And when he chuckles, it's a dark, rolling sound, honestly amused. ~~Probably.~~]

Would you like to talk? Sit down! Grab a seat, Doctor. Let's chat.

Now, why don't you go right on ahead and tell me exactly how unreasonable I'm being.

[If he realized even his own mun was writing him off as totally dead rn he might think twice, but...]

I think--... [quiet, but steady] I think that you're very unhappy. And I - I think that for a number of reasons.

And I think that if you wanted to change, you could.

[He waves his hand imperiously]

Keep going.

[shocked. He works his mouth for a second until his brain catches up.] You're--incredibly intelligent. You've let a symbol - an ideology - subsume your identity to the point that you've willingly grafted it to your face, you...

...have concerns about loyalty. And you're an addict.

From those colors I cannot paint a happy mech. Even disregarding what you do for a living and to who.

[This is so much fun. He really should steal you away and force you to tell his team these wonderful stories. And when you've run out of entertainment, they can just feed you through Tesarus. Everyone wins.]

Hmm. Well you're certainly right about a few things, I'll give you that.

Was there anything else?

Wow, there's someone out there that actually wants to play a guy like you?

They must not know you very well.

....Which means they probably can't play you. Which is good. I like being alive.

Finding myself with time on my hands, I've done some research. And as it turns out, the humans are more than capable of their own brand of creative cruelty. I'm impressed really, and have only the highest hopes for mine.

The orange Autobot up there -- the one that thinks himself a head-doctor -- well, he even thinks they can be trained. Oh sure, he didn't say it outright, but he made himself clear enough. And do you know what this means for you, Misfire?

I'll let you think about it. Go ahead, take your time.

By the way, it is good to see you're still alive. And in case you missed it the first time; I'm happy to let you know that you've been added to the list. _{Congratulations.}

Whoa, you really do like to talk. I don't think anyone's ever said that much to me in one sitting!

Maybe Krok.

Look, I don't know what all this stuff means because I wasn't paying attention- BUT, I'm sure its super bad. Like, Flywheels getting run through a thresher bad.

...But I'm at the bottom of the list right? Or at least really low? [Hopeful]

Not paying attention's bound to get you killed.
... Well, maybe not, but I'm sure it'll be part of the lead up at any rate.

The good news? Yes, you're plenty _low. The bad news; still above Grimlock. But to be fair, that's not really saying much.

Or.... it could be my salvation! Haha! Ever thought of that? Maybe its actually my super power!

[Oh, ow. Words really can hurt! Way more than sticks and stones. Who knew?]

Oh. So. If Grimlock were to wake up right now and do something annoying, you might raise his spot? Is that how it works?

Talking is your 'super power'? Funny, we seem to have that in common. We should go toe-to-toe sometime; just you and me.

[You have no idea.]

I very much doubt Grimlock could do anything to salvage his reputation.

No, not paying attention is my super power. Oh shoot, I just did. Well, I guess you win that round.

Actually, I meant make it worse. So you could move him up a few names.

We were talking about the same thing. Better, worse; [shrug] he's still the bottom of the barrel. I don't really see that changing. Why? Did you have something in mind?

Need I remind you, your last scheme didn't really work out. Entertaining, yes... but ultimately useless.

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Tarn: the only person who likes to hear the sound of his own voice

oh wow this is a terrible idea.

I'd wager not as bad as mine

a gentleman's draw?

Might be a bit too optimistic, but I'll hope for the best

I should not be squeeing just to see a Tarn RPer, then?

Most assuredly not! (Trust me on this) :(

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Fffffff--- 3 days later and Tarn was STILL TL;DRing on the topic

Tarn why are you so awesome ;-;

He believes in his convictions! (And mancrush) while you, Drift, are too wishywashy and try too hard

welp. you djd types really do your homework.

To be fair, no one can really compare to Tarn's effortless class and swag. A+ for effort though!

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Just pretend he emotes behind the mask. I like to believe he's having a right good laugh rn

we'll just nickname him 'chuckles'.

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Come here into Uncle Chuckles's arms, you cutie, you! He just wants to pinch those little cheeks!

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Help

LMAO bb do you want more icons of his emotionless face i could make you a couple

As if I'll ever need another icon after that baby (Thanks though! But Im not sure he's a keeper yet)

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And then Tarn found the internet, and it was horrible

He probably got stuck on Youtube.

He liked this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMGlQvPBQE0

You know, I think my spark just diminished from hearing that

Just part of the job.

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