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[lovesgod]

You got unbored, and now I have to deal with the whole party again?

Well, at least I'll be as powerful as I usually am.

Hell, it might even be fun.

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[playangel]

My least favourite older brother... Wait. No. That's Raphy.

Hello, Luci.

[lovesgod]

It's Balthazar, right? From Castiel's garrison?

[playangel]

That would be me. Only slightly older than dear little Cassie.

Thought they locked you in a box?

[lovesgod]

Oh, they did. Luckily, the multiverse ignores little things like cages.

Are you coming to join me? Your boyfriend is here too.

[playangel]

This is true. Ignores the fact Castiel killed me.

Hmm. I suppose I could come join you. But who are you assuming my boyfriend is, dearest older brother?

[lovesgod]

I have enough eyes to notice boundless affection when I see it. Too bad all Castiel wants is Dean, huh? I do love a good cosmic love triangle.

Well, you're welcome to do so if you want. The gang's all here.

HA! CALTHAZAR! I'm not the only one!

[playangel]

Can we not bring up his hairless ape pet?

I can see that. Mun has reserved me.

[lovesgod]

Sorry. I didn't know you were so sensitive.

Oh, that's nice.

[playangel]

Not sensitive. He's just a bloody moron. And pain in the ass.

Yup. So, may or may not be joining the gang. When applications are open once again.

[lovesgod]

I assure you, there is no one who understands how much of a pain in the ass he is more than me.

When is that, anyway?

[playangel]

Awe. Why? Did he keep Sam from you? Does Luci pine for a hairless ape?

December 1st. So, next saturday.

[lovesgod]

Unlike you, archangels have chosen vessels. The one. The perfect. He's mine. This one is just a standby. I'd prefer to have that one back, much more comfortable. But beggers can't be choosers, I guess.

[playangel]

So Gabe's chosen vessel is the short man with long hair? Alright then. I'll stick to my vessel. He's got quite the six pack on him.

You thought Sam was comfortable? Well, I guess being a moose like he is, there'd be a lot of space for an ego as big as yours.

[lovesgod]

That's not nice.

[playangel]

What? Calling Sam a moose? But he is one.

[lovesgod]

I know. But he's my favorite moose.

[playangel]

Awe. Does Luci have a crush on his vessel?

[lovesgod]

Did you miss that part where I said he's my chosen vessel? I'm not like you, slutting around with as many apes as you can manage.

[playangel]

Therefor you're in love with Sam Winchester. Gross.

What? They like my vessel, and a man has needs. Not like any angels want anything to do with me.

[lovesgod]

I wouldn't want anything to do with you after you slummed around with them either.

[playangel]

You just hate the apes. I'm not overly fond of them, but not much I can do about that. Dean stole Cassie.