going to netherworld_academy, canon: hyperdimension neptunia

[justicekicker]

Hold it right there, citizen! I say HALT!

[Suddenly, there are explosions, and then an obnoxious AWESOME theme song. (It loops, by the way.) A blue-haired girl with ostentatious goggles, billowing red scarf, and a jump suit strikes a pose. Her... incredibly flat chest may be too conspicuous to not notice, so much that one may want to make insulting comments about them!]

A heroine makes a dynamic appearance at the cry for help! You have nothing to fear! For I, Nisa the Heroine of Justice, have arrived!

[MORE SENTAI POSING.]

Say no more, damsel! I understand completely... that you have bestowed upon me the most noble of quests! Make it no mistake, I shall do my best to collect every single amount of debt to ensure my entrance into the Netherworld, in order to uphold peace and justice!

[Nisa clenches her fist, her eyes burning with the ferocity of a thousand white hot suns.]

Now go forth, citizen! It's all on you to finish that application, so that I may continue pursuing the path of heroism past the realms of Gamindustri! I'll heroically cheer you on with all my burning passion! JUSTICE AWAITS!

Comments

[justicekicker]

Nonsense! Where great evil lies, greater justice must follow!

[POSE!]

Mark my words, O foul demon overlord, even you shall not be safe from my complete realm saturation of love and justice! I'll bring peace to the Netherworld, one annihilation at a time!

[That's... awfully violent for heroism.]

[ruleoverhell]

Hehehe, just as expected for the embodiment of -CENSORED COMPANY NAME-! You'll make a worthy rival to me!

[justicekicker]

YYYYYEEEEESSSSS! I knew my Disgaea 4 cameo would be useful in the future! Indeed, Laharl, I expect you to be a worthy bonus boss during my crusade of justice! I shan't lose to you!

[ruleoverhell]

Bonus boss? Please. You don't even qualify for facing me as a bonus boss!

[Do you really want to go against a guy who MIGHT barge in and change your game's name to LAMERDIMENSION PLUTONIA?]

[justicekicker]

[Neptune would probably change it back... with a multitude of crayons and misspellings.]

Just wait a cotton-pickin' minute! Look at the bigger picture. Don't you know? A proper Overlord needs a hero to periodically challenge them. It's basically saying you're too much of a threat for justice to leave alone. If you keep rejecting them, you'll be branded a phony! A sham! How could you have so much power and not display it for the eyes to see? Don't you think that's a waste?