Since the mun had a castmate discussion earlier...

[hotredhero]

I'm not lonely. Why would we need more of us on the ship anyway? Everything's just fine.

I did not screw up. And, really, who would you be inviting? No one fun if I know you. It's bad enough having Captain Killjoy telling me how to run my business.

[And there's an eyeroll.]

I do not need a babysitter. You want to bring more people on board? Find a Banner. At least he'd be interesting to talk to.

And just for the record? I think we should name the dog Rhodey.

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[pursuitofcappiness]

You don't even want the dog.

We're naming him Toothgrinder.

[hotredhero]

You're right. I don't want the dog.

And that's why I'd call it something at least more tolerable. Since I'd have to live with one.

[pursuitofcappiness]

We could get a second dog named Rhodey.

I thought you wanted fish.

[mjolnir_time]

My mundane says that she was just joking when she suggested Toothgrinder. However I still think it is a fine name for our hound.

[pursuitofcappiness]

My mun says you can change your mind if you want, since you're getting to name it.

[greenisnteasy]

Yeah, I'm definitely booked as my own personal babysitter. If you're looking for a cohort in just-this-side-of-bad-idea rebellion, I have some pent up aggression that needs to be routinely and safely vented.

[hotredhero]

It's not a bad idea. They're just bad at the execution.

Although I'm pretty sure everyone we know is mostly in favor of that pent up aggression bit. I wouldn't complain.

[greenisnteasy]

You mean they're mostly in favor of me keeping it pent up, right?

[clipboard]

You don't need a babysitter, huh? Okay.

[hotredhero]

... That depends on the babysitter.

[clipboard]

No, no! You've said it already, that's obviously the last word on the matter.

[mjolnir_time]

What kind of a name is "Rhodey"? Our hound should have a strong name that will strike fear in the hearts of our enemies.

[Now watch Steve come home with a chihuahua.]

[hotredhero]

Rhodey is a great dog name.

[Rhodey would kill him for being an asshole, but hey. There are people he misses and this is how he deals with it.]

What kind of name is Toothgrinder anyway? It sounds like a garage band.

[mjolnir_time]

Toothgrinder is the name of one of the goats who pulled my chariot in Asgard.

[Have fun with that.]

[wheresthepie]

Rhodey isn't a horrible dog name. I've heard worse. As long as he's not a hellhound. Those guys are nasty.

[hotredhero]

See, that's what I've been trying to tell her.

[Wait.]

You have a hellhound?

[wheresthepie]

No. No no nono. I would never have a hellhound.

A demon I know has like a pack of them.

And I've been dragged to hell by them. No. I don't like them.

[theglue]

Compelling list of arguments, Mister Stark, as usual. [ He was all popcorn.gif, really quite moving. ] I'm afraid you're still not qualified to determine whether or not you need a babysitter, though.

[hotredhero]

We're not getting into the whole profiling thing again, are we? I don't need you guys telling me what I can do.

[theglue]

Not at all. Just... an observation.

[ Welp. ] And a little bit of telling you what you can do. But it's very objective.

[veryastute]

Begging your pardon, Sir, but I must respectfully disagree. You always need a babysitter.

[hotredhero]

Shut up, JARVIS. [Just kidding, man.]

When did you get the new suit?

[veryastute]

I'm afraid you no longer have the option to mute me, Mr Stark.

August 23rd of this year.

[futureprofessor]

If your group is looking for a cool pet, Mister Tony, I can help!

[hotredhero]

See, I knew someone had to have a better pet idea than a dog. What've you got?

[Are we really sure we want to combine Tony Stark with pet responsibility?]