Voice Testing Ted/ Apped for Entranceway!

[kissin_the_cereal]

Gah!

Wait, what? No, no, no. You can't pick me up now, I just- I just got a kiss from Audrey!

From Audrey, mun!

Ugghhhhhh... [Facepalms.]

Comments

omg yay *o*

[speaksforthetrees]

Hey, uh, maybe you'll get lucky and she'll show up too?

And at least y'got Beanpole to keep you company. I guess.

YAY~ :D

[kissin_the_cereal]

Really? [Hopeful!]

but, uh. "Beanpole"...

[Give him a minute, give him a minute.]

You mean The Once-ler? Wait, you must be-

Are you The Lorax? [:D]

/late sorry it's been a busy week already

[speaksforthetrees]

That I am! Pleased to meet you, my boy.

This young lady says you're a friend of Beanp-- er, the Once-ler's. Course, that's long after the time I'm taken from. Did he really grow a mustache?

[He almost sounds...proud.]

/No problem :D

[kissin_the_cereal]

Oh, yeah. He told me about back when there were trees and animals around, and gave me the last truffula seed to plant.

[He has to think a moment, trying to remember...]

Yeah, it looked like he did! He was behind a bunch of planks of wood, but I'm pretty sure he had a moustache. [Nods!]

:DDD I saw your app yaaaay

[speaksforthetrees]

[Aww, Beanpole. Clearly that was done in tribute.]

Well, the important question is: did you plant it?

I'm so excited!<3 lol

[kissin_the_cereal]

Ah! Yeah! Thneedville agreed to let it grow, so now truffula trees are going to grow back!

[Happy!]

:DDD

[speaksforthetrees]

[The Lorax beams.]

Good. Better late than ever, I suppose!

:DDDD

[kissin_the_cereal]

Yeah, I can't wait until more trees grow, too!

[speaksforthetrees]

You gotta take good care of 'em, but it'll be worth it, I promise. You might even meet some Barbaloots before long!

OH MY GOD WHAT. YES. PLEASE APPLY FOR US I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[thneedifestdestiny]

Okay so...I don't know who this Audrey is, but you could be going to such worse places than Wonderland. I mean sure, it's really weird and you have to put up with "magical shenanigans"...

[And he flails his arms at that, because that's apparently supposed to indicate magical shenanigans somehow.]

...But, it's not all bad. It's more like a nice, well-deserved vacation for all of my hard work thus far!

YAY!!!!~<3 Finishing up on the app right now!

[kissin_the_cereal]

She's my- er... She's really really cool!

[...Also, you, sir, seem oddly familiar.]

I guess so...

[A pause before he decides to just go ahead and ask.]

Have we met before?

YES GOOD ahhh I can't wait. <3

[thneedifestdestiny]

Hm...

[Think, think, think!]

I don't think so. But I only know like two little kids anyway, and one of them's a Bar-ba-loot. The other is a little she-demon who set out to make me cry by smashing my guitar during my sales pitch, but let's not go there right now.

But hey, maybe you've seen me around! I'm starting to get kind of famous in Greenville, so it's possible.

[kissin_the_cereal]

[Bar-ba-loot. Smashed guitar. Greenville.]

Uhh...

[He shakes his head.]

I don't live in Greenville, I live in Thneedville.

[thneedifestdestiny]

Thneedville?

[He looks not just shocked, but in awe of the implications of that. ...Then he pouts a little.]

My stupid mun won't stop laughing in the background. Something about all of the timeline silliness she's going to have. What does that even mean?

[He shrugs pretty quickly though, like he's not all that worried about it.]

[kissin_the_cereal]

Timelinesilliness? [Shrugs as well.]

I don't know. Muns are kinda weird, I guess.

[thneedifestdestiny]

You're darn right they are! That's really the worst part. Muns always want horrible, embarrassing, terrible things to happen to you. Like mine thought it would be hilarious to bigger me until I was bigger than a house for one event.

[So much glaring. That event will never be forgiven.]

[kissin_the_cereal]

[Oh, crap! He can only assume by his glaring that the event had been a really bad experience.]

Agh... Sorry about that, man. [Pause.] I hope my mun doesn't do weird stuff like that to me.

[A pointed look towards the ceiling, where he can only assume a mun would be lurking invisibly like some sort of monster.]

[thneedifestdestiny]

Oh, whoever it is probably will. They're always like "Oh, no! It's not going to be that bad" and then they're right! Because it's usually a trillion times worse than that bad.

[He nods authoritatively - he knows, he's been there.]

You're pretty much doomed. But, hey! At least you'll get to stay in a cool mansion and get all the free food you can eat?

[kissin_the_cereal]

...Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure it'll be great.

[ohgodwhatamigoingtodoaaahhh]

[truffulacide]

- Wait wait waaaaait, hold the phone! So does that mean you two are officially together now?

[1/2]

[kissin_the_cereal]

Heh...

Pfft, well, I mean-

Well, Yeaaahhhh. [A big smile, as shy as most middle-school kids are about dating.]

[2/2]

[kissin_the_cereal]

or- ...or at least, I hope that's what a kiss on the cheek means.

[Suddenly, a slightly nervous Ted!]