Mun and Jake are clearly going to get along peachy.

[weskerjunior]

Oh. Hey. So you're the mun, huh? Nice to meet you. Nice of you to join me.

I'm looking forward to the opportunity to work with you. Looks like a nice place you got here. Very roomy. Lots of pals around.

One thing before we get started. I'm sure it's no big deal, I just thought I should probably mention- what was it...

Oh that's right, it was the journal name, and fuck you.


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Comments

[weskerjunior]

Come on, how is Peaches in any way suitable for me?

[vaccines]

About as suitable as something like Wesker Junior, don't you think? [ Which is to say not fitting at all, really. ] But unless we're being literal, you're not much of a Scarface, either. Sorry to disappoint.

[weskerjunior]

Heh. Yeah, guess you're right.

It's better than what my nickname was when I was a teenager.

[vaccines]

That's the thing with women. We're always right.

I'm almost afraid to ask.

[weskerjunior]

Oh, here she goes...

You better promise not to use it if I tell you. I will scream.

[vaccines]

Oh, shut up.

Does it count if I promise to try not to?

[weskerjunior]

Yeah, I guess, but you better promise. I stabbed a guy in the hand once for it.

To be fair he was trying to kill me at the time, but still.

[vaccines]

I somehow really, really doubt you're going to try to stab me in the hand, but fine. I promise.

[weskerjunior]

Damn. Saw right through me.

Anyway, it was "Red." A fucking ginger joke. I used to just seethe when they used it.

[vaccines]

Maybe you should work on your bluffs.

Red, huh? I don't know. It's almost cute.

[weskerjunior]

Shit no, it isn't. Why do you think I shaved my head?

[vaccines]

I don't know. A rebellious fashion statement? Personal preference? Intimidation factor? Anything but self-consciousness over a nickname, Fireball.

[weskerjunior]

Oh, Christ, don't start that!

[vaccines]

Start with what? I don't know what you're talking about, Jake. [ Ha. Ha. Ha. ] But now Peaches is kind of accurrate.

[weskerjunior]

Because I'm fuzzy?

[vaccines]

Fuzzy and orange.

[weskerjunior]

God, you're lucky you're cute.

[vaccines]

[ Oh. ]

You think I'm cute.

[weskerjunior]

Well, yeah.

[vaccines]

You say that like it's supposed to be obvious.

[weskerjunior]

That you're cute? It is obvious.

Or do you mean you don't think I fawn and blush enough to think you're cute?

[vaccines]

I can't see you fawning and blushing over anything. Or anyone.