Mun and Jake are clearly going to get along peachy.

[weskerjunior]

Oh. Hey. So you're the mun, huh? Nice to meet you. Nice of you to join me.

I'm looking forward to the opportunity to work with you. Looks like a nice place you got here. Very roomy. Lots of pals around.

One thing before we get started. I'm sure it's no big deal, I just thought I should probably mention- what was it...

Oh that's right, it was the journal name, and fuck you.


((ooc: Watch for spoilers in comments, just in case!))

Comments

[weaponmadeperfect]

[Snickers] Could be worse Jake. [Nods to her journal's name]

[weskerjunior]

Oh, come on. I like it. It's cute.

[weaponmadeperfect]

[eye roll] Oh please I'm not that much of a weapon. [Okay so her AU has her a tad more like Wesker than she'd like... But still not a weapon!] Mun makes me sound like a B.O.W.

[dodgeslazers]

[Leon grins. Not that his is any prize.]

Not like that's the worst thing that's happened to you, lately.

[ex_genome83]

Oh, that's just great. I think we both know it was only going to be a matter of time. If your mun wasn't going to take it, mine would have.

[weskerjunior]

Yeah, isn't it just the cutest?

[ex_genome83]

Adorable. Just like that lady who decided to lock us up.

[weskerjunior]

Man, fuck her. I'm pissed I didn't even get to shoot her.

[ex_genome83]

That makes two of us. But hey, at least we got ugly. He made a good punching bag for my fists.

[vaccines]

[ She might be trying to keep a neutral expression, but the corners of her lips twitch into a small, almost amused smile. ] Don't hurt yourself trying to understand their brand of humor.

[weskerjunior]

Easy for you to say. Yours is lacking any reference to your psychotic father.

[vaccines]

I'm pretty sure "Daddy was a monster" is a little too long and it doesn't have the same kind of ring to it. [ A pause. ] And Birkin Junior isn't even something I want to think about.

[weskerjunior]

Well how come I couldn't have gotten something cool? Like- Scarface, or pretty much anything else?

[vaccines]

Scarface. Seriously? I didn't realize a name had such an impact on a man's ego.

[geneticsupergirl]

No points for originality, but at least you're not stuck with anything punny.

[weskerjunior]

At least yours is about you and not your sperm donor.

[geneticsupergirl]

No, yours is definitely about you too. Wesker was the original, not the junior. [STRAIGHT. FACE.]

[weskerjunior]

And I'd rather not have his name stuck to me, thanks.

[abandonedlegacy]

Well shit, and I here I was thinking mine was bad.

[weskerjunior]

I know, right? This is total bullshit.

[abandonedlegacy]

You'd think they'd be tired of fucking around with crap like this.

[separateways]

I think it's cute.

[weskerjunior]

Of course you do.

[separateways]

Problem?

[weskerjunior]

Yeah, sorry, you kind of look like somebody I know.