Mun and Jake are clearly going to get along peachy.

[weskerjunior]

Oh. Hey. So you're the mun, huh? Nice to meet you. Nice of you to join me.

I'm looking forward to the opportunity to work with you. Looks like a nice place you got here. Very roomy. Lots of pals around.

One thing before we get started. I'm sure it's no big deal, I just thought I should probably mention- what was it...

Oh that's right, it was the journal name, and fuck you.


((ooc: Watch for spoilers in comments, just in case!))

Comments

[geneticsupergirl]

Oh please, you thought I was trying to hire you when we first met. I know what your rates are.

[weskerjunior]

I'm not so good with money.

[geneticsupergirl]

What do you spend it all on?

[weskerjunior]

You're gonna judge me.

[geneticsupergirl]

I'm not gonna judge you.

[weskerjunior]

Oh, yes you are.

[geneticsupergirl]

I know what most mercenaries do with their money. I won't judge you.

[weskerjunior]

Okay. Now that Mom's gone, mostly guns and booze.

... And hookers.

[geneticsupergirl]

...hookers, really?

[weskerjunior]

Sorry, didn't catch that over the sound of your judging me.

[geneticsupergirl]

No I'm-

I mean I-

You just never struck me as the kind of... person who would need to. Pay.

[weskerjunior]

It was only this one time, and if you want to get technical, I didn't know she was a-

Wait.

... What?

[geneticsupergirl]

...Wait what, what?

[weskerjunior]

What do you mean, I don't seem the type who'd have to pay?

Are you saying I'm hot?

[geneticsupergirl]

Objectively speaking you're... probably attractive enough to some types of girls.

[weskerjunior]

What about subjectively speaking?

[geneticsupergirl]

That's irrelevant.

[weskerjunior]

Not if I'm taking you out for dinner, it isn't.

[geneticsupergirl]

I didn't realize the dinner was going to be conditional on whether or not I'm attracted to you.

[weskerjunior]

It's not conditional. I just think it'd be nice to know before I embarrass myself trying to flirt with you.

[geneticsupergirl]

You mean you weren't trying before?

[weskerjunior]

Yeah, you know, explosions and monsters and death are a really such a nice backdrop for sweet talk.

[geneticsupergirl]

Maybe not.

[weskerjunior]

[Maybe he'll mercifully change the subject here, because he's starting to feel Awkward.]

Anyway. Dinner. What do you like?

[geneticsupergirl]

[Good. Because, you know. Her old handler may have been a joke but her training was top notch and she will evade that question forever]

Oh I'm. Not very picky.