And the Truth is Revealed! (or: Lame-O's Revenge!)

[looksfine]

I AM NOT DC NATION.  I AM LANOS, NOW A SOLDIER OF LORD ATROCITOUS AND FAITHFUL SERVANT TO THE LIGHT.

WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRAGONS.  IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE.

WERE YOU SURPRISED? 

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[ex_graybird839]

... Not feeling the aster on this one.

[looksfine]

WARNING: LANGUAGE TRANSLATION ERROR

WORD 'ASTER' NOT FOUND.

[emeraldpapa]

[Things that have managed to leave one Hal Jordan of Earth speechless? This post.]

[looksfine]

WERE YOU SURPRISED, GREEN LANTERN HAL JORDAN?

[emeraldpapa]

I think everybody was surprised. Even the creators.

...Where is Aya, Lanos?

[looksfine]

I DO NOT KNOW

[emeraldpapa]

Wrong answer, wanna try again?

[looksfine]

I DO NOT KNOW

[awayfromdread]

I'm only going to ask you this once: Where. Is. Aya DC Nation.

[looksfine]

DO NOT WORRY! DC NATION WILL RETURN IN JANUARY WITH ALL NEW EPISODES!

IS THIS NOT GREAT NEWS?

[awayfromdread]

January? I don't return until January?

[Might wanna duck that ragevomit, Lanos.]

[looksfine]

[Lanos...does not duck.]

YOUR SABBATICAL HAS BEEN EXTENDED. CONGRATULATIONS!

[awayfromdread]

Get out of Aya so I can punch you.

[looksfine]

[Gosh, Razer, that sounds so wrong]

I AM NOT AYA.

I AM LANOS.

[awayfromdread]

[Hina, get your mind out of the gutter.]

Last chance.

[looksfine]

FOR WHAT?

[awayfromdread]

[He's going to reprogram you, Lanos. It will not be fun.]

[Growls:]

Reprogramming it is.

[looksfine]

...PARDON?

[awayfromdread]

[Pay no mind to the painful-looking tools he's pulling out of nowhere.

At lest you can't feel pain, right, Lanos?]

[looksfine]

[...r-right...?]

[staystraught]

Whelmed.

[looksfine]

GAZUNTITE

[staystraught]

Bless you.

[looksfine]

WE RESPECT ALL RELIGIONS AND CULTURES EQUALLY.

EXCEPT FOR THOSE WE SEEK TO DESTROY.

[staystraught]

Contradictory much?

At least spare the episode copies if Cartoon Network's among those 'cultures.'

[looksfine]

REDISTRIBUTION IS IMMINENT.

SEE YOUR LOCAL SOCIAL NETWORKS FOR FURTHER DETAILS.

[spider_kisser]

Second green skinned girl I've seen today...

[looksfine]

I AM NOT A GIRL.

I AM LANOS.

[spider_kisser]

So you're a guy?

[looksfine]

I AM LANOS, NOW A SOLDIER OF LORD ATROCITOUS AND FAITHFUL SERVANT TO THE LIGHT.


[Translation: yes]

[spider_kisser]

Whatever. You've got a pretty face and boobs. That doesn't suggest "masculinity" to me.

[looksfine]

YOUR COMMENTS HAVE BEEN NOTED AND WILL BE REVIEWED AT A LATER TIME.

[spider_kisser]

Okaaaaaay. *shrugs and turns away*

[best_dad_ever]

Yup, this one's all glitchy. Better put it down.

[looksfine]

I AM NOT GLITCHY. I AM LANOS.

[best_dad_ever]

That's what they ALL say.

[looksfine]

ACCORDING TO RECORDS, I AM THE ONLY LANOS ASSIGNED TO THIS SECTOR.