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re: apped at netherworld_academy (and mun cackling all the way)

Yeah, very funny. Mayfield's winding down, so you decide to pull me from somewhere in the future this time and throw me into a school for demons. [Just...wait a second, he's trying to let that sink in.] Figures you're not done screwing me over just yet.

I'm starting to prefer the creepy Stepford ripoff to...whatever this is. And really, "Ex-Blood Junkie"? "Moose"? [insert epic bitchface here] Yeah, hilarious. Go watch the new episode, you've got some time to kill.

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Your mun is sticking you with demons?!

A school full of them. [She is sadistic.] And before that, a Stepford knockoff.

That sounds horrifying. Got the knife and salt?

[Sadistic doesn't even begin to cover it.]

...I don't know which is worse. Stepford or Demons. At least demons are easier to kill.

Yeah, for all the good it's doing. Apparently, nothing that works on demons from our world will work on them.

[Welcome to the Netherworld, where demons are overpowered and everything runs off video game mechanics.]

If you forget about the fact that I died in Mayfield once already, yeah. Mun's hell-bent on killing me off every opportunity she gets.

....You have got to be kidding me. So our shit can't kill them?

What about our exorcism stuff? That doesn't work either?

According to one of them in the headspace [don't even ask], "what the hell kind of demon can't break into a room because of salt?"

And no, we can't exorcise them either. There's nothing to exorcise.

People just don't get it, do they Sam? Salt is like kryptonite to demons.

...You mean these people are born demons?

Tell that to them.

And...yeah, I guess. They're pretty obsessed with looking "evil", though it's a little different from what we're both used to.

What do you mean different?

They think eating all the sweets, being lazy and bossing people around is evil enough.

Clearly they never met Crowley.

Here's to hoping they never do.

[Because, despite the fact that they're essentially somewhat better for his health than the kind of demon he's been hunting all his life, they're still extremely overpowered.]

Sounds good. They sound more like Gabe to me. Lazy, bossy, and addicted to sweets.

[Aaaand Sam and Dean are screwed!]

And also way too powerful.

[Scrawny kids should not be allowed to wield swords bigger than they are.]

What do you mean? More powerful than the angels? Seriously?

You know the demon I was telling you about, the one I'm sharing the headspace with?

He's a scrawny kid who, when I last checked, had a sword he shouldn't have been able to hold. Apparently that's the norm. And I don't know if they're more powerful than the angels, but they'd definitely be happy to test that.

This is going to be interesting, Sammy. Just... don't get killed, alright?

[Since when has it ever been that easy not to get himself killed? But he nods, smiles a little.]

I'll try.

I won't let you get killed. Mun stuffed me in there too.

[Dean can't help getting killed either, but they can try.]

So, you're not gonna die. I'm not gonna die. And these demons... well they aren't gonna like us.

[He just...smiles, and maybe huffs out a short laugh.]

Figures. [There's a lot of conflicting emotions, yes--but he's mainly relieved, because at least he's not doing this alone.]

Oh. And we aren't roommates.

[Sam's just going to check the dorm page for a moment. When he comes back, he's shaking with laughter.

He may have ended up with the crazy mage that set fire to their room within fifteen minutes of meeting him, but Dean, in his opinion, has it worse.]

[Dean looks up his roommate, and drops his head. He's screwed.]

Shut up.

Dude, you got the demonic loli. [You're never living that down.]

The what?

Demonic loli. [snicker] And I thought my roommate was bad.

Awesome. A demon. I'm rooming with a freakin' demon!

And a bunch of the exploding penguins, from what I hear.

[This is revenge for the old man, yes.]

...Exploding penguins?

Oh, yeah, I haven't told you yet. Apparently, they're the souls of sinners, stuffed into penguin bodies with wooden legs, forced to serve till they've paid off their debt.

Plus, they explode when thrown, and I hear your roommate does that a lot.

You mean those stupid things I saw when I first got here? Great. Penguin eck everywhere.

But blowing them up sounds kinda fun. They're annoying.

They come back pretty easily, so I figure you'll just have more trouble on your hands if you just go blowing them up.

How else am I gonna let my anger out?

"Ex-Blood Junkie"? [ Poor season one Dean is completely confused right now jsyk. ]

Sammy, what the freaking hell are you talkin' about, man?

[...WELP.]

Mun's idea of a joke. It's a long story, and way off in your future.

[ Nod. Nod. ]

Considering you're talking like a crazy person, I'm gonna take a stab here and say you've had one of your freaky psychic visions again.

More like I've lived through it. [Canon points, man.]

My mun's supposed to be keeping me from finding out about my future. She says it's kinda grim.

Mine didn't even try. [sigh] Let's just say "kinda grim" doesn't really begin to cover it.

Maybe I'll find out someday.

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re: apped at netherworld_academy (and mun cackling all the way)

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/using alternate account I'M TOO LAZY

Guess who's apping for Netherworld?

SCREAM

Felt Sam could use his big brother. Same canon point too. Thought that'd be fun to play out.

oh ouch, poor boys

Yeah. I need to do canon review. Rewatch S7.

I'll wait!

Well, I sent in the App already. Wont take me long to watch the episodes.

I SAW OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU TOO!

screwed sounds about right

accepted dood! :D

THE SOUND I MADE WAS NOT HUMAN

HAHA! YAY!

/more pterodactyl noises

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