PSLs.

[lastmanstanding]

...Will I never get to be happy without there being some fucked up edge to it? Fuck you and your little writing partner too you bitch.

Yes, you do owe me a thread with Allison - but wait, I just remembered that's also got a fucked up edge!

[He looks furious for a moment] ...I may be an asshole, but you know some people like assholes.

They do. [But he's just hurt and angry and feeling creepy and full of self loathing and hating himself. Nothing new to see here. Move along.]

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[found_humanity]

[Confused headtilt.] Forgive me, I am still learning the customs of humans. Why would one wish to label themselves after a body part that deposits fecal matter? I see no similarities in any capacity between you and this area of the physical form.

[lastmanstanding]

[Hoffman just stares for a moment before shaking his head]

...Because it's a behavior.

[found_humanity]

It is a very peculiar behavior, sir. I see no cause for it. Perhaps it is a learned one? Or a tradition? [Pause. Smiles.] I am sorry. I find humans far more difficult to predict than any other species of the galaxy.

[lastmanstanding]

...Call it a tradition. [An eyebrow raises] What galaxy?

[found_humanity]

Very well. The Milky Way galaxy. I presume you are from a century before the First Contact War?

[lastmanstanding]

...First Con-

I know we were in Iraq. That's about it.

[found_humanity]

I have no information on an "Iraq". The First Contact War began in 2157, and the conflict lasted for three months. It is so named as this was the first time your species encountered another sapient race in the galaxy.

[lastmanstanding]

...Then I have no idea in the slightest.