idk canon is hare+guu, HOMELESS FOREVER GAHAHA

[libidinal]

Oh? No longer ignoring me in favor of that gun-toting freak, are we?

I see you haven't gotten anymore creative with the usernames, either. Realistically, you should have improved by now.

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[modernassassin]

Libidinal? Seriously, man?

No points for subtlety.

[libidinal]

[...

yeah he doesn't even]

And who're you supposed to be?

[modernassassin]

Name's Desmond Miles. How about you?

[libidinal]

A "modernassasssin" that gives out his full name freely. Are you supposed to be a parody, too?

[modernassassin]

"Parody"? Nah, that's not really my style of humor. Try "unwilling hero with a mysterious fate" or something cliche like that; people eat that shit up.

You gonna' answer the question or do I have to mix you a drink first?

[libidinal]

Parody it is.

Not interested.

[dipolar]

[ Peeking in here. ] Excuse me, are you... Doctor Northey...

[libidinal]

Depends on who's asking.

[dipolar]

S... Sorry, I'm Li Shenshung.

[libidinal]

That really tells me nothing.

[dipolar]

... Ah, I'm... here to give you directions. Mun-san told me you were lost.

[libidinal]

Your "mun-san"....

What else did he or she say about me?

[dipolar]

That perhaps... you might like some teriyaki. [ Holding dish of homemade food out. ] Your hard work is appreciated.

[libidinal]

[ .......................






FUCKING FLINGS THAT SHIT D:]

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[dipolar]

[ Reflexes instinctively make him duck, watching his poor teriyaki.

He rises a bit, hands coming up in front of his chest. ]

A-Are you allergic...?!

AHAHAHAHA

[libidinal]

[skajsfakjgRAKRHGAHRHGRAH]

I set that up perfectly for you! You were supposed to specify whether "mun-san" was a he or she, and instead you did something completely worthless!

[dipolar]

S-Sorry! Please calm down for now, Doctor... [ Waving. ]

[libidinal]

... And you still didn't answer the question...

[dipolar]

A girl, a girl...!

[libidinal]

Thank you. See, was that so hard?

Tell your mundane I said thank you for the meal. Also, that she needn't appreciate anything in the first place, as I am only doing my job; which is something I am more than happy to do, should she ever be in need of my services.

With a personality like that, it only follows that she'd be quite cute as well.

[dipolar]

I can't talk about the teriyaki- I, well, I'll tell her you are an adept clinician... perhaps she needs a new family doctor...

[libidinal]

Then let's pretend the teriyaki never existed.

And that I'm also rather handsome, yes? I'd add 'charming' to the roster, but my mun's an incompetent, manish buffoon that somehow manages to addle even the most simplistic of lines.

['family' doctor only if you have a lot of sisters...]

[dipolar]

I... don't think I'm capable of relaying this... a list, maybe- [ Searches for a pen and paper in his bag. ]

[libidinal]

Do you have a memory deficit?

[dipolar]

No, it's very personal. Maybe you could write a letter...

[libidinal]

You know what? Nevermind. It's not worth it anymore.

[dipolar]

Y-Yes... [ Scratching the back of his head now.

"Li" is making this particularly awkward for everyone. ]

Thank you for understanding.