Chaos. Part of a complete breakfast.

[onemilkofglass]

Well well well, it's not very often I get invited into someplace new with such vigor. It was only a matter of time until you finally gave in to chaos.

You must feel so proud of yourself for bringing me along, but keep in mind that I don't like staying still. Of course I can just toy with you and all of these others in your head, but do you really think that'll be enough for me? Chop chop, mundane; you're going to have to entertain me from now on and I don't like being kept waiting.

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[fruity_puppeteer]

Oh asking won't do, we'll just have to charm them with our dashing good looks.

[friendship_reporter]

Really?

...Tell me, Discord.

How long will it be before your mun has literally the entirety of Equestria inside his head?

[onemilkofglass]

Is that all it takes? Well that makes things a lot more fun, doesn't it?

[onemilkofglass]

347 days, give or take. If you're lucky, he may even have half of your friends by New Years.

But why worry about them when you can have me, Twilight Sparkle?

[friendship_reporter]

Because I've started to get used to chaos.

As an example: I know for a fact your mun couldn't pay the money to hire your voice actor, so it's been replaced with a half-baked imitation he could find on the cheap.

[fruity_puppeteer]

Add a dash of bacon rain and we have a storm of chaos!

[onemilkofglass]

(A huff.)

You think you have everything figured out, don't you?

[onemilkofglass]

Don't forget the whip cream! And maybe we can throw Celestia right on top.

[friendship_reporter]

Absolutely not.

Rule #1 of chaos: If you can anticipate it, you've already lost.

[onemilkofglass]

Don't forget the most important rule of chaos: there are no rules!

You clearly needs a little more work, but you're on your way to becoming more like me and less like her royal bore.

[friendship_reporter]

Ah, but if there are no rules, then there can be rules! Because obviously, the most important rule is not a rule, because there are no rules.

[onemilkofglass]

Of course the most important rule isn't a rule; making rules out of no rules might as well put you back to no rules at all! Once the only rule becomes the lack of rules, you do away with the rules, as everything should be.

[fruity_puppeteer]

Why not all the ponies in a smoothie?

[lobster_tranny]

Don't you see? She's trying to trick you, you sill goat!

Now she has an eldritch god to get back to~

[onemilkofglass]

Oh, they'll just love that. Nothing says friendship like a tall glass of each other!

[onemilkofglass]

An eldritch god? I'm disappointed...she's having all of that fun without me!

She can try all she wants, but she won't get very far.

[fruity_puppeteer]

After all friendship is carbohydrates!

[onemilkofglass]

And magic really does make it all complete! That'll give it that nice soda pop flavor.

[doncalamari]

I would be irrevocably appalled to be considered anywhere near within in the vicinity of what your kind considers fun.

[onemilkofglass]

I take that as a compliment.

So how has little Twilight been treating you? Have you drowned in that boring friendship dribble yet?

[doncalamari]

It's somewhat less consistently agitating than the ramblings of my previous host.

[onemilkofglass]

Then maybe it's time you find someone more fun to be around. Twilight takes too much after her favorite little princess to be too much fun.

[doncalamari]

Trust me that I would simply love to, but it is unfortunately somewhat out of my power at the moment.

[onemilkofglass]

Then you're either not strong enough or not trying hard enough.

[doncalamari]

When you're barely the size of a housecat with no legs and symbiotically attached to the torso of a human, it isn't exactly a matter of "not trying hard enough."

[fruity_puppeteer]

It's like you know me!

[EXPLODING FIST BUMP OF MAGIC]

[lobster_tranny]

It's a matter of absolute failure.

[doncalamari]

MY ONLY FAILURE WAS NOT SHOWING YOU MORE DISCIPLINE WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!
But I will, once again. Soon.

[onemilkofglass]

No one knows you better than I do~

(EXPLODING BROFIST! SOCIAL LINK GOOOOOOOOOOOO~

This moment was brought to you by chaos.)

Hihi!

[casanovakitty]

I don't think that's how it works. Usually these ..players...are the ones being entertained by us.

Yo

[onemilkofglass]

Then you clearly don't know who you're talking to: Discord, Lord of chaos and disharmony. Things work however I want them to; stick around long enough and you'll learn a few things, kid.

Re: Yo

[casanovakitty]

*snort* in my experience you can be the lord of tacos and cheese and it won't make a bloody difference to these head people.

Is that so? *raises an eyebrow* well If you've got enough power to keep your head person in line I envy you. But there's not many who can pull that off. Mine has a few actual psychopaths up here and she hasn't gone...well more mad...

[onemilkofglass]

Well why not? There's absolutely nothing wrong with losing yourself in chaos.

But that's not a bad idea...

(Why yes, he's conjuring up trees to pop up from the ground. Except the leaves are all cheese and tacos are growing from its branches. And Discord is suddenly wearing a sombrero.)

He is a cynical little smart aleck.....I'm sorry

[casanovakitty]

Until the men in white coats come and take you away to the rubber room.

*blink at the sudden change and then sighs pinching the bridge of his nose*

....are you from the land where hyperbole and sarcasm don't exist?

Don't be sorry; be steadfast! And cynics are welcome.

[onemilkofglass]

Sure, why not? It rains cats and dogs and commodities cost an arm and a leg.

(he says as cats and dogs literally fall from the sky...and explode in confetti. Tempt him and you just might make him enact the second half of his sentence.)

Re: Don't be sorry; be steadfast! And cynics are welcome.

[casanovakitty]

[It takes him a few moments of shock before he quickly darts over to a cheese tree.]

If this is the madness that goes on in your mundane's headspace, I pity and worry for them.
[looks up at the sky, and cringes at the sigh of animals raining and plonking against the ground before righting themselves. He's a big animal person even if he doesn't show it too often.]

I'm sure PETA would love you.

[onemilkofglass]

This is the madness that's in everyone's headspace; the only difference is how much they deny it.

But you're the type to prefer her royal snorefest, aren't you? Always by the rules and taking things too seriously.

(The thought alone makes him yawn.)

[casanovakitty]

...okay that I suppose I can't argue.


I prefer sanity, and take a few things seriously, yes. But rules *scoff* no one really follows 'rules'. Tell people not to do something they'll do it. Tell them something's forbidden and they'll flock to it.