voice test → canon is 'archer' ♥

[yuuuup]

Oh, honey, you have got to be kidding me. Whoever put you up to this, I—

[ But Lana catches herself, her hands already curling to fists by her sides. You bet there's a furious pause as the pieces slot themselves into place; ]

Archer!

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[therealgenius]

[Wow, can you tone your shrieking down a bit, madam? For the good of everyone, including your throat.]

Is this like Marco Polo with Ye Olde Tyme jobs?

[Haberdasher!]

[yuuuup]

[ ... Ugh. Whoever you are, little guy, you're already reeking of Barry. ]

More like my ex-boyfriend is an idiot and every day I don't murder him is a gift.

[therealgenius]

[Just because Justin doesn't wear thigh high boots with six inch heels and go into battle with guns a-blazing and garter belts a-flashing does not make him a Barry, oh my God.]

His name is Archer? First or last?

[Because that is unfortunate and guess who knows all about unfortunate names? Guess.












No, seriously. Guess.]

[yuuuup]

[ Lana's just going to fold her arms under her tits and lift an eyebrow in that scrutinizing way of hers. ]

Wow ... Not exactly switched on today, are you, sweetie.

[ She rolls her eyes. ]

Archer is his surname. It's kinda how we address each other — affectionately, hatefully, that whole thing. Familiar?

[therealgenius]

[Yes, Lana, because everyone who affectionately-slash-hatefully refers to another person refers to them by their surname. It is the exact same for everyone in the entire world, he's totally completely switched off. Yes.]

Yes, I'm familiar with affectionately, hatefully, that whole sort of thing in regards to addressing people. There are stranger names, however.