You didn't think this through

[dogstartraitor]

 Look, I understand.   I mean, who doesn't need a little more of the Marauders in their life?  But you hear that plural there?  You do?  Excellent, so you realise that means you're going to have to find me some canon mates?  After all, those guys would be lost without me.  

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[dogstartraitor]

[No one will ever accuse Sirius of subtlety so he's going to bluster through and keep ploughing on. If Remus looks too horrified he can always start laughing like it was all a great joke.] I'm pretty sure I can think of better foreplay than homework. Although I guess it does depend on what said charms do.

I can consider considering it, although frankly the less said about James' sex life the better. [And yes, he's pulling a very mature face]

[hatesthemoon]

[ And Remus is just going to cough, trying to cover the blush at those words. Oh. He heard all about Sirius's foreplay though the curtains of his bed.] Um...I...er..

It's only fair considering how much we hear yours. [ He shook his head at that mature face, smiling just a touch.]

[dogstartraitor]

[Smirksmirksmirksmirk] Bet you could think of some too.

[Laughing] All right, all right, you hear too much about my sex life, I'm sorry. I won't do anything to stop Prongs getting laid. But how about you, hey Remus? We should... that is find someone, set you up you know? I mean Pete's a hopeless but I'm sure half the girls at Hogwarts are in love with your cheek bones.

[hatesthemoon]

[ Damn that smirk. He's just going to ignore it.]

I know it might come as a shock to you, Padfoot. But I'm not all that interested in getting laid. [ Or girls.] Besides, none wants to touch the scarred boy. Remember?

[dogstartraitor]

Don't be ridiculous; you're gorgeous. Flash them your smile and they'll be tripping over each other to get at you. Seriously, anyone worth the time of day won't give a shit about that Remus.

[hatesthemoon]

That's sweet Sirius. But I prefer my books in any case. [ He said glancing over at his stack of books.]

Besides, unlike you and James...I don't exactly have experience in...that.

[dogstartraitor]

Books are boring. And books aren't going to help with experience in... [He can't help wiggling his eyebrows at Remus] that.

[hatesthemoon]

[ Remus rolls his eyes at that wiggling of Sirius's eyebrows.]

Padfoot. I'll have that experience when I find the right gu-...

Person.

[dogstartraitor]

The right...? Oh.

[He started to say... He definitely did. Sirius didn't imagine that. He's sure he didn't... 90% sure... maybe 85%. But that means... No. Bad train of thought, stop right there. He said 'when' he find, meaning he hasn't, meaning shut up brain!... Sirius you should really be talking right now, you know Remus, he'll freak out if you don't think of something vaguely smart to say right now.]

Oh.

[hatesthemoon]

Yeah.

[ Remus was just going to shift uncomfortably. He figured it out on his own, he was smart enough. No girl caught his eye when Sirius in a towel did. It was'nt hard to put two and two together.]

So. Just...

No setting me up with girls. I'll be fine.

[dogstartraitor]

Right, shit sorry about that. You really should have just told me to shut up. Or you know, just told me.

[hatesthemoon]

It was'nt exactly something I wanted broadcasted Sirius.

[ He's just going to tuck some hair behind his ear.]

[dogstartraitor]

[He grins slightly and tugs on said lock of hair, untucking it again, just to be annoying]

I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm pretty good at keeping your secrets. Besides, I'd be a bit of a hypocrite if I judged you for that one. [He gives a sheepish grin, he can't rag on Remus for not saying anything, it's not like he ever admitted to being slightly more equal opportunity than he lets on]

[hatesthemoon]

[ He gently shakes his head at Sirius's tugging.]

It's not the same. It's..sort of personal. [ Because you don't just tell the guy you in love with your gay. When he's your best friend. It could have changed things.] Wait. Come again?

[dogstartraitor]

[Sirius just tucks him hands into his pockets, ricks back on his heels and nods]

[hatesthemoon]

Oh.

[ He'd heard the rumors of course but he'd never put any faith in them. The only noises he'd ever heard were girls.]

Well..that's..

Something.

[dogstartraitor]

Yup, sure is. [He was subtler about the guys, unused classrooms rather than the dorm]

You... You seeing anyone? [Don't say yes, don't say yes, don't say yes]

[hatesthemoon]

[ The question actually gets a roll of his eyes. No. Why would he ever be seeing someone?]

Don't be daft Sirius. Of course not.

[dogstartraitor]

I don't think its daft. You're smart, you're kind, you're loyal, you're ridiculously good looking... [He really needs to stop talking now]
And you deserve to have someone.

[hatesthemoon]

You've seen me naked more times then I can count. It's not a good look. [ But he's smiling, trying to joke.]

But thanks..