dear_mun | (no subject)

Entry tags:

(no subject)

What has two legs, flies, never tells a lie, can swim but can not touch water, and is found only in the dark?

Give up?

There's no answer to it. That riddle was nothing but a waste of your time, just like you making this pitiful attempt at "playing" me is a waste of mine. Leave being a genius to the real geniuses.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

A shot or a chance to spout your hubris?

And you say that as if it's stopped me before.

Hubris would imply that I think more of myself than I actually am. I prefer confidence, thank you, because I can back up my boasts with brilliance.

Edited 2012-02-01 03:04 (UTC)

Whereas modesty has never been your forte.

Given the way you dress, I'm not sure you're in a place to lecture others on modesty.

So you have been looking. Don't flatter a girl too much, Eddie.

What next? Sharing of trade secrets?

Yes, well if you flash a headlight in someone's eyes they don't have much choice but to look, either.

If you want anything from me, you should know by now that it doesn't come free. Unless your offer is interesting enough, anyway.

Mind over matter.

Let's just say I don't intend to be in your debt again for a very long time. Ever again would work just as well.

After the way you and your girlfriends sent me into Aesop's trap, I'm not sure I'd help you anyway.

Be careful or I might assume you're angry.

And wasn't that a better option than one of Ivy's drones?

I don't much enjoy being used, Selina. Be it through brainwashing or other means.

Who's casting stones now?

If you're referring to the old me, don't - the Riddler is finished. Has been for a while.

Tigers can't change their stripes.

It's that simple.

Are you calling me a tiger? I thought you were the one warning me about flattery.

You're right. It's an insult to tigers.

Sticks and stones, dear.

They still get the work done.

So what do you do now that you no longer have to buy matching outfits for your henchmen?

I solve mysteries. After inventing so many riddles myself, it's fairly simple to solve them. There isn't a criminal out there who can match wits with me, anyway.

Just criminals?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only