exceptfebruary: Calendar Man leaning forward with his fingers pressed against the glass (All the rest have thirty one)
Julian Day | Calendar Man ([personal profile] exceptfebruary) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-10-09 12:08 am

it's Calendar Man of course he'd notice

Birthdays are funny things, aren't they? It is unfortunate you missed the holiday by one day. It'll be 2017 by the time the next time they align. I do hope you survive long enough to reach it.

You do enjoy October, don't you? I know you're excited for Halloween as well. As am I. We'll put on quite a show for you. A very tidy anniversary for a year well spent.

Many happy returns, Mundane.
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[personal profile] debarge 2012-10-09 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
What? No, it's that dude's birthday, right? The guy who discovered America after the Asians did?
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[personal profile] debarge 2012-10-09 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[...dafuq]

Why do the Canadians celebrate it at all? They didn't eat with the Indians and then kill them, did they?

That's, like, stealing America's one holiday.
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[personal profile] debarge 2012-10-09 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what Patriot Day is, but, uh...every country has a flag, right? So shouldn't all of them have a Flag Day? And isn't Memorial Day because a bunch of American soldiers died? They don't have that for other countries that have had wars?

Sounds like they're missing out.