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dear_mun2012-10-08 07:08 pm
thelittlestbub) wrote in dear_mun2012-10-08 07:08 pm
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On Munnie making an AU version of her
Okay, wait. Dude, just chill for about thirty seconds and let me wrap my head around this.
So:
1 - I'm going to be an Agent of SHIELD, and therefor under the purview of one Nick Fury.
2 - I'm joining SHIELD because Paige and Monet are idiots and signed up and God knows they don't know the assholery of SHIELD even as much as I do.
3 - I got arrested by Black Widow, hauled into SHIELD and then joined.
4 - I was with Sabretooth when this happened.
5 - Captain America then didn't tell Logan on me, and neither did Black Widow despite her asking if Wolvie knew where I was.
6 - I get to play poker with Tony Stark, Nick Fury, Phil Coulson, and a few others. (Okay, this is awesome. I think I need more of this in my life.)
7 - I screwed up my first SHIELD mission because a shinigami got kidnapped by someone, so I had to rescue him. Okay, you get points for this, because the redhead? He's hot. And I would totally date him, if I didn't have to rescue him.
8 - Black Widow takes a personal interest in my training because I know enough to get myself and everyone else killed and she likes living.
9 - Hawkeye dislikes me for many varied reasons (some totally legit by the way) but we become sorta allies because I blew up one of his arrows.
And last, but totally not least?
10 - I'm Sabretooth's biological daughter.
Let's just ignore the whole SHIELD thing, and look at that last one. Let's ignore the bruises and broken bones Black Widow will give me, and look at that final one. Hell, let's forget that Captain America thinks I'm fourteen and wants to treat me like his daughter/little sister all rolled into one. No. You have to make me Sabretooth's daughter. Because I don't have enough issues in my life?
... I'm playing video games with Bobby and you can go screw yourself. And no, I'm not going to help you come up with a journal name.
So:
1 - I'm going to be an Agent of SHIELD, and therefor under the purview of one Nick Fury.
2 - I'm joining SHIELD because Paige and Monet are idiots and signed up and God knows they don't know the assholery of SHIELD even as much as I do.
3 - I got arrested by Black Widow, hauled into SHIELD and then joined.
4 - I was with Sabretooth when this happened.
5 - Captain America then didn't tell Logan on me, and neither did Black Widow despite her asking if Wolvie knew where I was.
6 - I get to play poker with Tony Stark, Nick Fury, Phil Coulson, and a few others. (Okay, this is awesome. I think I need more of this in my life.)
7 - I screwed up my first SHIELD mission because a shinigami got kidnapped by someone, so I had to rescue him. Okay, you get points for this, because the redhead? He's hot. And I would totally date him, if I didn't have to rescue him.
8 - Black Widow takes a personal interest in my training because I know enough to get myself and everyone else killed and she likes living.
9 - Hawkeye dislikes me for many varied reasons (some totally legit by the way) but we become sorta allies because I blew up one of his arrows.
And last, but totally not least?
10 - I'm Sabretooth's biological daughter.
Let's just ignore the whole SHIELD thing, and look at that last one. Let's ignore the bruises and broken bones Black Widow will give me, and look at that final one. Hell, let's forget that Captain America thinks I'm fourteen and wants to treat me like his daughter/little sister all rolled into one. No. You have to make me Sabretooth's daughter. Because I don't have enough issues in my life?
... I'm playing video games with Bobby and you can go screw yourself. And no, I'm not going to help you come up with a journal name.