//Muse that screws people over without swearing. Seriously... /voice test\

[enlightened_one]

Summoner,

If you make another ridiculous pun about my fans, I will fold one of them and shove them up your-- [Karma leaves end of sentence hanging. She is too classy to use language like that.]

But, I do like my name.

So, whatever should we do?

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[foxfiring]

Is your mun giving you trouble?~

[enlightened_one]

Not really. But she seems to have a lot of fun with my fans. [She scowls at her mun... again. Double meaning...]

[foxfiring]

[Ahri giggles, obviously amused by this.]

Really?

You don't find it fantastic?~

[enlightened_one]

[Really Ahri? Karma is not amused.]

Yes. It is quite amazing where a fan can fit.

[foxfiring]

[Oh yes, really.~]

Oh, I bet.~

So what's your summoner got planned for you?

[enlightened_one]

Nothing really.

[Now that she thinks about it...]

I do not know why she summoned me here. I suspect she has some plans, but she didn't share them with me.

[foxfiring]

That's a shame.

You should come to where I'm at.~ I think Nidalee's coming too.

[enlightened_one]

Hm? Nidalee? And where are you going to?

[foxfiring]

I'm at some place called Paradise.

You just missed all kinds of fun.~

[enlightened_one]

I missed them already? Pity.

What did I miss out?

[foxfiring]

Oh, just a little war against a god.~

There was so much going on. It was delightful.

[enlightened_one]

Against a god? That certainly sounds thrilling.

My fans yearn for some good action.

[Again she scowls at Mun and the giggling]

[foxfiring]

Indeed it was.~

Maybe if you come, you could even find some more fans.~

[enlightened_one]

I would gladly come. It depends on my mun though. [She sighs, fanning herself.]

Sometimes I do not understand her.

[foxfiring]

They can be rather stubborn at times, hm?

I'm sure you can persuade her, though.~

[enlightened_one]

Stubborn isn't the word you need, dear. It is lazy to make an application. [She huffs.]

Apparently there isn't enough... lore on my character. [She feels weird when talking about herself in third person.]

[foxfiring]

I suppose that's true too.~

There wasn't much about me either. Don't let your mun use that as an excuse.

[enlightened_one]

I will try not to let her. It is such a petty excuse.

[foxfiring]

Indeed.

Luckily, mine was unable to resist my charms.~

[enlightened_one]

Luckily, my fans will enchant my summoner enough to do the same for me.

[adagio_summoner]

[waves]

[enlightened_one]

[Waves back, still holding one of the fans]

Sona my dear. I didn't see you in a while.

How is your summoner treating you?

[adagio_summoner]

[Karma <3 Ta-da, a pen and pad of paper!]

It is good to see you here, Karma! My summoner has placed me in an [pause...]

interesting game...it's a very unconventional place, but I have heard there are much worse...

[tidal_trickster]

You don't need to be so FAN-atical about this! [Fizz giggles a little]

[enlightened_one]

[She will scowl at you. And FAN AWAY at you.]

Why are people so amused by this all?

[tidal_trickster]

Because it's funny!

[enlightened_one]

[Taps folded fan against her hand]

I wasn't aware of that. Why do they find it funny?

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz opens his mouth. He then closes it and shrugs.]

It just is!

[enlightened_one]

[Caught him speechless huh?]

I do not get it. Can you explain it to me? I see nothing funny in making fun of my weapon.

[She thinks for a moment.]

It is insulting. Imagine me calling your trident a pitchfork.

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz jumps up on his trident.]

But you can't make any words that have pitchfork in them! Besides, this doesn't even look like a pitchfork!

[enlightened_one]

But it resembles it. That is enough, isn't it?

And I am sure that the likes of our summoners could make up something offensive.

[tidal_trickster]

Nuh uh!

[Fizz sticks his tongue out.]

[enlightened_one]

See? It doesn't feels nice when someone makes fun of your stuff.

[She is pleased that she made her point.]

[tidal_trickster]

But my trident hardly looks anything like a pitchfork!

[enlightened_one]

[Stubborn like a child.]

I was just making an example. I didn't say that your trident resembles or is a pitchfork.

[tidal_trickster]

...Well, it's a bad example.

[enlightened_one]

Well I think it's a FANtastic example. [She chuckles behind her fan]

[tidal_trickster]

...Now you're making fun of your fans!

[enlightened_one]

...

[She takes time to glare at mun.]

Trust me, I didn't do that on my own will.

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz hokes Karma's nose.]

Suuuuure you didn't!

[enlightened_one]

[Slaps him away with fan]

I would never talk about my weapon in such a way.

[tidal_trickster]

[Okay, that hurt a little.]

Suuuuure you wouldn't.

[He sticks his tongue out again.]