demoncatfromhell: (kitty is tired)
Maddie Luitgarde ([personal profile] demoncatfromhell) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-10-07 08:52 pm

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Stop being such a worry wort and write that app. I’m the Cat. Of course they’ll love me. Everyone loves me.

Except them. They don’t count. Yeah, no one I’ve bitten is allowed to have an opinion.

Bah! You eat leaves for supper and wonder why your stomach is in knots, yeah? Not nerves, indigestion. Supposed to eat meat, idiot. Raw, hot, dripping and steaming meat, ripped from your prey while it’s still alive, yeah, and squirming. Now that’s good eats. Bacon is good too. And butter.

I’d eat a brick if it was covered in butter.

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