On username/keywords and mun being ridiculous, Character is Rip Van Winkle

[anachronos]

I'm sure you think you are rather clever, little miss. I do not see how it is quite as amusing as you make it out to be. Just because you have a bit too much of a liking for those fancy Greek words and an incessant need to play with your fairytale friends, doesn't much warrant a need for dragging me about to torture me, does it? Not the most appealing of welcomes at all, nor very inspiring that this relationship is going to be a pleasant one.

You want to send me to a cursed town when you have already saddled me with one curse? Explain this 'Narcolepsy' thing to me, again.

I am not sure I get why you find it so... amusing. No matter how intimately you know the subject of that curse.

Can you not just leave me be? This all sounds like a bit too much work, and you know how I feel about that.

Oh, and that name you have given me? You know, the one you replaced my actual name for.

Very funny. I'm laughing on the inside, I assure you.

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[heartless_huntsman]

Mine is beside herself with jour over your arrival, she has a particular fondness for your mun.

[anachronos]

Has she? I imagine the feeling must be mutual, as she only brought me to life to give me to your own. Seems we may be destined to meet each other many times.

[heartless_huntsman]

She also, evidently, doesn't know how to spell "joy". Blame the excitement.

It's nice to meet you for the first time of many, then.

[ Being the more personable Sheriff version of himself right now, yes. ]

[anachronos]

I hope you enjoy coffee. Because I'll be bringing some by the station next time I see you. Have to keep on the good Sheriff's favor, don't I?

[He smiles though]

I have a feeling we'll get on well enough, whatever the case may be. As for spelling, well, it has never much been a concern of mine.

[heartless_huntsman]

I'd say so, though apparently my real self can be a tad more prickly.

And as a matter of fact I do enjoy coffee.

[anachronos]

Trust me, I am certain I have dealt with pricklier and survived. I find it is difficult for people to stay prickly for long when you give them no reason for it.

And, good sir, it may be better than the strongest ale, in my opinion. I would have it often and in good quantity were it not such an expensive indulgence.

[heartless_huntsman]

Just don't talk down to my wolf friend and I probably won't kill you.

You have trouble affording coffe? Remind me to buy you one every now and again.

[anachronos]

I do my best not to intentionally talk down to anyone.

If you did that, you would have a friend for life, in me.

[heartless_huntsman]

My mun seems to think that's the point.

[anachronos]

It almost assuredly is. That does not mean I will take any less pleasure in the offer, however. Caffeine is my vice and my guilty pleasure.

[heartless_huntsman]

I like innocent vices like that, they mean less work for me.

[anachronos]

This is true. And may whatever Gods who watch over the fair coffee plants watch over me as well, if ever the drug is made illegal.

I would become the most wanted criminal in all of Storybrooke.

[He looks thoughtful a moment and then adds]

Which would, perhaps, not be that terrible at all. Free room, board and meals, and you to converse with when I grew weary of sleeping.

[heartless_huntsman]

Wouldn't get a quiet moment ever. Let's hope it stays legal.

[anachronos]

Sure you would. I would sleep more than half the time away without my daily dose.

Still, I have to agree. I do hope it remains legal.